Huitzilopochtli
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Love is a primal animalistic trait of the past. The Humans of today should continue it's societal, mental, and cultural development. Here I propose criminalizing love, and all forms of sex, including masturbation.
1. Sex is punishable by 3 years in prison. Continued offences result in the death penalty.
2. Marriage is completely abolished. Any and all celebrations of love is outlawed. This includes valentines day.
3. For now on, the government will be in charge of population control and human reproduction. Males will be milked and females will be inseminated. Neither party will know who their reproduction partner is. The government will then breed a new superior human. Once we successfully develop a new sub-species of human, we'll exterminate the rest.
4. Virgins (all you guys reading this) will be rewarded with higher status. Non-virgins are barred from ever holding any position of authority, including but not limited to, police, politician, president, judges, jury, business owner, and CEO.
5. If you reproduce (have a baby), you, your partner(s), the offspring, and your entire family will be publicly executed.
Tabby, am I doing it right?
Edited 11/28/2016 01:22:47
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