i already have 元帥 (highest ranked general) in my name. based on my high rank, i order ChibiJapan [眩い但し活発な] to commit [suicide by disembowelment](
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku)
if my order is not carried out immediately, i will obliterate ChibiJapan [眩い但し活発な]'s native land: soldiers will be sent to (a) kill all males able to walk, (b) rape and pillage, and (c) burn all structures to the ground. i will then order all blood relatives of ChibiJapan [眩い但し活発な] to be boiled alive in giant pots 鼎 and then force ChibiJapan [眩い但し活発な] to drink the 'relative soup' before i have him killed by being skinned and immersed in salts.