Trees are only as tall as the sky is blue.

If men were meant to walk, why do we have elbows?

Red is blue if you think it is, perspective.

Perspective is the point of those on the defense.

Colours are indescribable, but so is how scary drop bears are.




Feel free to add your own down below!

my dick is only as long as your mouth is deep
#deepquotes

i think i might have done this wrong...

You can't catch old birds with chaff.

You can't argue with a 50yr old Republican truck driver from Massachussets who trolls around thinking he is a cat and that dogs no longer exist.
Believe me, I have tried

A dick in the hand is worth two in the pussy.