I just came up with an ingenous idea.

If you struggle with getting a girlfriend and having sex for any reason, you could just buy a girlfriend.

I mean, sponsor a girl to live with you so that you would have someone to talk to, hug to and have sex with. No uncertainty and there're plenty of girls who struggle with money and would be willing to accept it.

Later on, you could start to like each other more and turn it into a normal relationship, or find another girl to sponsor.



Of course you need to have the money, but earning money seems like something possible. An achievable goal.

I would like to have such partner, but I don't want to deal with all the bullshit, so I could just sponsor.

What do you think?

Prostitutes are very expensive. Not gonna work out.

If you don't have money, here's a better idea. First you'll need chloroform and a rag...

Prostitutes have a bad price-to-quality ratio. There must be cheaper solutions I guess. For example to approach some girl who struggles with money and propose that she moves to your house

Caveat emptor

It's called sugar daddy

Then she'll only use you for your money and drain your wallet. My idea has more risk to it, but at least it's a lot cheaper and maintainable.

Well, that's a viking approach. I like that.

Also, it doesn't need to be a financially failing female either! Whom usually are uglier! Sad!

Overally I think sugar daddy is great idea for people who struggle with socializing : )

Me, for example, I don't struggle with socializing but I simply reject it. Most interaction seems like a waste of time, and I only do talk once in a while to fullfill my basic social interaction needs.

I would like to have a relationship without actually having to fight for it. To go the easy way, without all this.... dates... and "trying.... and without having to deal with millions of rejections....

To have a cookie without baking it yourself, I would say


Edit:
It doesn't need to be, but at least you can afford it easier. Not all poor chicks are ugly, you just need to search more

Edited 1/29/2017 00:00:55

this thread is so sad tsh

You could always kidnap a girl. After a while she might like it. But she won't know unless you try.

EDIT: Seriously though, you just have to wait until you find a girl who dislikes socialization as much as you do. It worked for me. You won't ever find these girls by socializing, though.

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go on global clash of clans mate, theres always hungry people looking for gfs and bfs

@The Cruelest

Wow such simple and yet it's one of the best advices I've heard... how couldn't I think about it earlier

thanks mate, no sarcasm

There is also a theory that women like men who have similar personalities and body types as their fathers so you might want to check out some of your coworker's daughters that you have a lot in common with.

Wew, this thread is a roller coaster.

I guess sleep helps with good looks so it's time to go to sleep lol

i'm Russian living in America. i have social anxiety and its very hard for me to talk to girls. but pretty much no girls ever talk to me around here. i'm kinda ugly. but thats another story. so, one time me and an American friend of mine went to Ukraine for a few weeks. the girls there were all being flirty and shit and trying to hook up after finding out we're from America in the hopes of possibly getting a way to come over here. if you end up not liking her afterward, you can just dump her with no problem. no lawsuit, no issues, nothing. She'll be very grateful for having been brought here and you can get ourself a new one. They're low-maintenance as well so you won't have to buy expensive gifts or jewelry or all that jazz. the country is in ruins and is a shithole in the middle of Europe. if you need a girl and don't want to make an effort, just go to Ukraine. most of them speak some basic English, as it is taught in some schools.

Being kinda retarded, i opted out of hooking up with any of them, so I'm currently still living in US and >tfwnogf

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You have to get a girl that will actually like you back.


If you're ugly, have no social skills, have extreme anxiety/nervousness, well then you're out of luck bc no girl will actually want to be with you, unless that girl has no social skills either or is weird.


There will be nice girls that will talk to you but they'd never like you.

This thread is so depressing.

Hi guys! It's ya fedora tippin' boy berdan131 back with a new weekly dose of showing how I have autism!

Me, for example, I don't struggle with socializing but I simply reject it. Most interaction seems like a waste of time, and I only do talk once in a while to fullfill my basic social interaction needs.

If testosteron brings out male features, and estrogen brings out female features, what happens when you take BOTH hormones AT THE SAME TIME?!

Imagine if 95% of current amazon rainforest would be turned into farmland. Brazil has so much demographic and agricultural potential

I am unable to hurt myself...

Have I got a mini-fucking computer in my head, which calculates the trajectory of motion?

Poland strong

constantly visit 4,5 sites like I do. (facebook, gmail, warlight, wykop.pl, youtube and skype)

topkek xD

Why do people pay for sports? I can't understand it. According to my logic, it's a waste of money since there are so many ways to train your muscles for free.(think running, cycling, training with your own weight, training with heavy objects, you can do whatever your creativity allows you to think of).

I can't make friends with people my age(or any age) because I find them do stupid things, therefore i can't relate to them very well.

My thesis is that the more your life is meaningless, the more you strive for meaningless entertainment, especially something which is commercialized, easy to get, you just go pay and take what you want.

I waste my portion of time and money too. However the difference between me and you is that i am aware of this and want to change, to spend my time and money in a more meaningful way.

how can you be tolerant or intolerant of others people's feelings about something?

Recently, my cat and I have been talking