Dearest Warlight Forumer,

Mr. Gui is away from his desk and unable to reply to urgent Warlight business. He asked that I take messages for him and text him what the Warlight community wishes to say. He said he will do his best to answer your questions.

Sincerely yours,

Yang Huixin
Secretary
Gui, Inc.

i woudl like to book a meetign for next monday

i would like to enquire why he and Falker let themselves got booted on picking stage of a tournament we were recently playing

听说你老板有男朋友和小GG，真的吗？

Dearest Questioners,

None of your questions were worth asking Mr. Gui about. The first is idiocy. The second can be determined by looking at his profile and thinking. The third is nonsense.

Sincerely yours,

Yang Huixin
Secretary
Gui, Inc.

Gui's sexcretary:

I am wishing to ask master gui a question regarding his clan [20]. It is a little over capacity, and I want to recommend to him that in order to bring it back to the advertised 20 members he make a few cuts. Namely HHH and ribena both of whom have been underperforming in my view recently.

Also tell him that I can't make our appointment on the 13th, and I need to reschedule, ideally to the 14th.

Regards,
M

Dearest M,

Mr. Gui has already informed me that the clan is in good hands. At least four others can add or delete names. Perhaps you could ask Ribena, as he has these powers.

Sincerely yours,

Ms. Yang

HEY GUYS WHERE IS MY FUCKING INVITE!?

Most dearest Ms. Yang,



Is Gui's GG even shorter than this?

Edited 1/14/2014 13:11:34

Dear The Great,

Please, no images of boys with little GGs.

Sincerely yours,

Ms. Yang

Dear Mrs Yang

What happened to the business agreement i had with Mr. Gui. The payments have already been conducted, the next shipment is long overdue.
Where are my girls?

Impatiently Mr.M

Dear Ms Yang,

Tell your master that we are not pleased about the time we have been waiting.
We need our stuff by the 16th, else he wont walk this earth any longer, he knows we will be able to find him. If we do not get that stuff the guys from Romania won`t be happy, and they are important business partners. Hurry up.

Regards to MR.M`s girls, we would like to offer him a cheaper way of getting girls of higher quality. Join Mineroths34thParadise now and you`ll get your girls within 2 days at your home!!

Anyways, tell G. to hurry up, else he`ll die.

Greetins Mineroth.

PS: Everyday from now on that the stuff hasn`t arrived we will pay him $500,000 less.
PPS: We are not happy about the misspelled title, it shows that G is an amateur. We might just end all connections with him if he doesn`t take care of things quickly.

Edited 1/14/2014 16:30:33

Dearest Ms. Gui Replacement,

Mr. Gui told me a few months ago that he is a prince from Nigeria. He told me that he was being held hostage by the Nigerian mafia, and by paying the ransom ($100 000) I could liberate him from captivity. As a reward, he would deposit $1 000 000 to my bank account once he gets free.

I wonder if Mr. Gui aka Prince from Nigeria has forgotten about his promise.

Sincerely, Mr Great.

Omg Pulsius. How stupid are you?? You didnt actually believe that, did you?
You fell for the oldest trick of the book. Of course Gui is no prince of Nigeria.
He only is a prince of Angola.
So you should only expect 500.000$ of the promised money.

Be more careful next time.

This is most tragic. I expected Mr. Gui to be a man of honor and not lie to me. But, if he indeed pays me the $500 000, then I'm willing to forget about this incident and let him go.

Otherwise I am forced to inform the Chinese police that he is a counter-revolutionary.

Edited 1/15/2014 07:29:23

Dearest Mr. My Handsom Fire,

Mr. Gui is not what you say.

Sincerely yours,

Ms. Yang

This is clearly a joke. If I had a secretary, she would be younger.

probably a 7 year which you would ahve kidnapped somewhere, shame on you