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Renouncing Flat Earth Theory: 2017-03-13 04:49:57


Huitzilopochtli 
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I have grown since I first got into the theory and have since been educated in my psychology and science class about the truth. I will no longer call people globeheads and vandalize classroom globes. I renounce my belief in a New World Order and acknowledge that I have an obsessive and paranoid personality. I do not have a NASA agent threatening me with a gun while I write this. If I am found with two bullets in the back of my head sometime in the future, I assure you that it was infact a suicide.

Yours truly, Buffalo
Renouncing Flat Earth Theory: 2017-03-13 04:51:43


Seretrina
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that's unfortunate. i was starting to agree with you and was ready to convert. i now see it was just a phase
Renouncing Flat Earth Theory: 2017-03-13 06:36:18


Zephyrum
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*shills internally*
Renouncing Flat Earth Theory: 2017-03-13 06:57:55

Japanball
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BUFFALO you NASA shill
Renouncing Flat Earth Theory: 2017-03-13 07:02:52


Marigold Sunshine 
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you've converted me. don't worry, man. i'll carry on your legacy even if you do commit suicide by shooting yourself in the head twice.
Renouncing Flat Earth Theory: 2017-03-13 11:58:57


Darth Darth Binks
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New World Order exists. We are living on the moon; it's Earth that's rotating around us. Trump did 7/11; was a part-time job.
Renouncing Flat Earth Theory: 2017-03-13 13:29:44


Marigold Sunshine 
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Did he have Mexico pay for it?
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