No

If you had the chance to kill Karl Marx but in return you HAD to be the new Karl Marx, would you accept?

Nope.

Do you consider yourself as a good person?

Yes

If you had to have a gangbang with Hitler, Stalin and Mao or all of your friends and family would die, would you accept?

Yes, but I'd have a bomb strapped to my chest and blow us all up as soon as I got the chance. Not even because of who they are, just simply because I wouldn't want to live after that.

Would you cut off your own leg for 1,000,000 USD?

Edited 4/9/2017 17:20:04

Of course. off your own leg is my mortal enemy and I'd happily cut him

Are you blue

Blue as in skin color? I'm half white and half Native American, so people call me pink. So no. Blue as in sad? Most of the time, yeah.

Are you blue?

I'm blue, da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da da ba dee da ba da

If you have a girlfriend, is she so blue?

Edited 4/9/2017 17:55:03

Bluer than a kid who won't listen to his drunk father.

Are you straight?

Edited 4/9/2017 19:55:58

No

Is the Earth flat?

No, but Kansas sure as hell is.

Do you have slightly cheesy tomato soup for blood?

Edited 4/9/2017 19:55:41

No.

Rename this thread to 'no or yes'?

No

Should I force DanWL to rename this thread to "Fat Attack" ?

Yes.

Do it, Dan !?

Edited 4/9/2017 20:54:45

No

Do you like sex on the table?

everyone discard this shitpost^

Will you do what I tell you to?

Edited 4/10/2017 03:41:49

No

No.

Would you go on crusade?

Yes in the form of a carpet bombing campaign

Would you send your .dicc file to your sister

No, but maybe yours.

Do you hate me? :c

YES

Did you buy anything in Paradox_Interaction's weekend sale?