Hello,

I have been sitting on this throne for quite some time now. It dawned on me today that there is something wrong in WL. We obviously have a class system, which is good. There are the Elitists, B-Clans(GG), Serfs(to amuse A & B), Casuals, Off-topic forumers. Together we all make WL great...again. The problem lies with the worth of each class.

I am a kind ruler but I looked at my bank account today and I see that I have about 30 coins. This makes no sense as I am leading the Elites, the most best people on WL. Top dogs. So, I call on Fizzer to make a change to WL. We must implement taxes. These peasants and such are getting a free ride. Either we build a wall or we tax the shit out of them. Fizzer, do what is right and just. Give me their money!

Best wishes,

Jefferspin
Supreme Leader
Elitists

I agree.

Give the power to the people who deserve it!

I couldn't agree more

An easy way to solve this problem would be a taxtation of the lower tier clans (and players overall) depending on their status. I suggest a key of about:

300 coins weekly for
-serfs (amusement army)
-casuals
-off topic forumers

100 coins weekly for
-B-clans

That's because of the value of these groups. Elitist should definitely get some kind of reward for their efforts

Taxation without representation!

What taxes would a clan like Outlaws have to pay under this system?

Also we're not targeting sanctions on those trying to overthrow the elitists, They should pay a harsher tax.

Thank you Jeff , For making WarLight a better place one less anti-elitist and off-topic person at a time.

If you need cheap labor for the wall, nobody builds walls better than me.

What taxes would a clan like Outlaws have to pay under this system?

Well, I haven't heard of many outlaws who pay taxes...

This post should be in the off-topic forum

This post should be in the off-topic forum

But then Jefferspin would need to pay taxes.

I've never owned a single coin in my WarLight career.

If this is an income tax, well, I'm in the negatives. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you were sitting on your toilet and then what?

Meanwhile, Ox is laughing in his WL grave.

La trahison de la bourgeoisie!

would you like fries with that?

you were sitting on your toilet and then what?

This is the best post from Wally ever. And it's a damn good one.

So if i'm a causal, offtopic, and serf do i pay 900?

bank account today and I see that I have about 30 coins

I suggest getting good. There are gonna be taxes soon.

Edited 4/12/2017 01:34:27

Most of your clan has me blacklisted.

Jokes aside friend, you can't handle the bantz. Why don't you try messing with small town plains America. Youll end up with a face full of grass, softy boy.

Wally's getting a lot of upvotes from me recently