The first post of this thread made me laugh.IDK if this is meant to be a satire of outsider-Jugoslav idealists which typically greatly underestimate and oversimplify the hardships and of those that whine about Monkeydonia and of folk who are offering answers while being blatantly unknowledgeable ("Kosovo" "speak Romantic tongue"), but it gave a chuckle. At first I thought this was going to be a Map Development thread as well, but no, a politic thesis!
Have I introduced you to my "Chum" Tabby Juggernaut?