Two sperm cells are swimming and one ask the other:
"When we will enter Fallopian tube?"
"Calm down buddy, we approach tonsils so far."

It is black and knocks on glass. What is it?
A child in microwawe.

There are two bears walking, the one is blue and the other is turning right.

Why birds fly to the south?
It is quite far on foot.

It is behind fence and it cannot be thrown over. What is it?
The Unoverthrowable Behindfencer.

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Not to mention that you just admitted that you're racist.

Jesus Christ, you just have to attack me for something. If I were racist, I would have told the jokes. But since I'm not racist, I didn't tell them. It's not my fault that the people around me tell them and thus I know them. So stay the hell on topic.
And stop calling me Robin.

Edited 5/29/2017 23:05:44

Why were there only 2000 Mexicans at the Alamo?
Because they only had 2 vans.

On the subject of racism, the Simpsons is pretty racist. The only race they get accurately is Chinese

What do you call a black man who flies a plane?














A pilot.

I went to a seafood disco. I pulled a muscle.

Ask me if I'm a tree.

Are you an Australian?

Are you an Australian?

Non-whites are subhuman

^
That is quite the joke.

You can't seem to either define "lame" or define "joke" , but I don't think your presence is fitting here. Together with your humour, stomp a beatle and just don't let it be.

Edited 6/2/2017 20:39:58

Wow.


Empire of Kilos
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why is there a question mark next to downvote? There's nothing to be questioned here. It should be a exclamation mark instead

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using the caret is a bad thing , mr. Dubbo Chips. Carets are known to summone Tabby, so she could exacerbate the threads. Aside from voting Trump that's the worst thing you could do.

Keep talking, hopefully someday you'll say something intelligent and funny.

Then why do you post on this thread? Stupid.

What is intelligent is rarely funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

I've got pizza jokes but they're pretty cheesy.
Okay you gotta admit, that was a Guda one.

I also had a joke about this 90s grunge band, but it was a little too corny.

Here's a lame joke : the help Forum.

Edited 6/2/2017 21:22:53

Gold and Silver walk into a bar.

The bartender says "A U, get out!"