Hey guys Voodoo is officially my warlight boyfriend! Just read the chat in this game:

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=5566865

Thats where you will find out where it all started

I feel dirty after reading that chat. I'm gonna spend the next few hours under the shower clutching my knees and trying to erase the image of TWM raping a voodoo doll...

what did i just read?

TWM is whipped.

i was just about to say the same thing gg

Is he serious?

Mmmm, that gave me a soft on.

If it's true (I can't tell, links to games font work in mobile), I'm happy more people are finding relationships and such on here :) I'm glad I'm not the only one.

fizzer you have created a dating site with a game! ahh! turn it off! *two hours later* no please don't fizzer... i was off the hook

All I got from that chat is that I have an alt from SoL that consented to being TWM's boyfriend.

I feel conflicted about this, I must meditate upside down while naked for 3 days now.

+plus i saw lolowut's name appear in the chat xD

I wish they werent almost exactly the same colour.

TWM you really have issues...that voodoo doll was funny and witty while you were gross and dumb

My advise: get a boyfriend who knows who knows how to use proper capitalization in names (or is there a mathwolf somewhere on this site that I don't know?)

dead piggy doesn't like same colored couples, he's a reverse racist.

lol such random comments im getting on this XD thats the point of this thread! X would be proud

TWM, I feel a little offended by that "you are weird, i feel you are myhand" quote. But since you got so seriously outwitted by that voodoo doll, you are forgiven.

So, I know it`s not me , let`s find out who it could be.

Lets throw in some possible suspects:

x means match
o possible match

Characteristic of Voodoo Doll----------------Player's main account---------------------------
--------------------------------------------Gnuffles--X--Qi--Piggy--Belzebu--Fridge-Boston

Perfect English--------------------------------------x---x----x---------------------o---------x
willingness to chat extensively------------------x---x----x-----------o---------x---------x
No overly use of abusive language-------x----x---x----x----------------------x---------o
that special kind of witty--------------------------x---x---o----------------------------------
Obsession with Math Wolf----------------------------x---------------------------------------

Conclusion: Closest match : Qi

Edited 2/3/2014 13:00:43

Please edit those hyphens a bit. It looks like youre saying im the closest match.

mATH wOLF get your head out of your ass, you self righteous solopsistic hypocrit. It's spelled "I" or "advice" and why are you organising a sentence weirdly just to put a colon in it? Is that how you speak? Head out of colon, colon out of sentence, theres a good boy.

Edited 2/3/2014 13:24:19

when in doubt, the alt is gui.

Suspects that stand out most:

- Qi - Myhand's detective work is flawless. And every alt on WL is Gui. Who else could it be?
- Myhand - Smoking voodoo doll? Deflection of responsibility? Pleasant, non-aggressive indirect humor? (And using the main account to applaud "Voodoo" for his humor? A bit suspicious...) Plus, every alt that is and is not Gui is usually and always myhand.
- TWM - It is a bit suspicious that he actively wants us to know about a conversation with a nobody in which he does not come out favorably. He sets himself up for failure a bit too readily in that conversation to make it feel like he has it all planned out. And when does he ever create conversational threads? He has an ulterior motive...Or did he really simply fall in love?
- Fizzer - If you ran WL, wouldn't you have an alter ego that mixes it up with players?
- 19Chris53 - Remember Problemo? Voodoo seems a bit similar.
- Ko - Ko is the alt of a really good player (Korn?). Korn is American, friendly, humorous, conversational. Ko is too. Ko reached #1 on the 1v1 and almost got #1 on the seasonal. Korn did well on the 2v2 ladder and in 1v1 tournaments. Ko and Korn only talk in game chat and you never see them on the forum, unless they need/want something...Based on myhand's survey, Ko/Korn matches 4/5 traits displayed by Voodoo. Though maybe he is secretly obsessed with ATM Wolf.
- Mystery Suspect #7 - An inactive player who once reached #1 or #2 on the 1v1 ladder (or is really good) but seeks a new form of anonymity: Ruthless, Impaller, Fizzer, Doushibag, Duke, Troll, Window Cleaner, J Russ, Monsehnor Chacina, Veelvraat, Blue Precision, Eitz, Huruey, Gangbang.
- Unknown Player - Some good player that nobody knows about who decided to create an alt. For example, Dharma of SoL. #2 on the Seasonal Ladder. "Voodoo" seems to be doing well on the 1v1 Ladder. Both are out of nowhere. Both are the only two players in SoL who seem to play games... Coincidence?

Edited 2/4/2014 10:24:30