tl;dr: I lost and I'm mad.

Warzone >>>>>>> Risk.

Fuck Risk. "Strategy" my ass. You could have the best BlitzkriegAnacondaHornsoftheZulu strategy to ever be conceived to win that falsely advertised game, but that doesn't matter a single bit if some idiot wiped his ass with a rabbit's foot prior to playing it.

And then you have to take into consideration that people are fucking idiots who have no place being in control of any sort of army, real or plastic. No, don't go after the dude who has had Australia since turn one, take my continent bonus away so we can all be equally screwed. Even though I was the one to never go after YOUR continent bonuses, so that we could both profit off of each other's strength by defending the dude who has had Australia SINCE TURN ONE and has been stockpiling because the two who bordered his troops, aka you and some poor sod who never played the game, are too puss puss to go near him. Fucking moron.

And then I'm the proverbial Adolf Hitler for retaliating against such a scummy person by taking out his bonuses. Like what the hell did you think I would do? You took away any hope I had of defending Europe from the man who had Aussie SINCE TURN ONE and has been stockpiling troops and have proven to be shittiest neighbor 2017 by doing so, claiming you were only "looking after my people first." Well when I see "your people" thinly spread in both Africa and South America, and a blue army the size of China's population closing in on what WAS my Europe, you should think that I'm going to destroy your continent bonuses and try to take them over to give me a fighting chance we both would have had if you hadn't destroyed my continent bonus. Don't cry like a spoiled brat that I screwed you over when YOU declared war on ME first. If North Korea drops a bomb on the US, the US isn't going to simply rebuild the lost city, maybe throw one bomb back, and say "Alright, we're even. All good." No, the US will wipe NK off the face of the earth, you shortsighted hypocrite.

So because of this hypocrite twat and the blue army he refused to touch, I was reduced to the "moving kingdom" strategy: stockpiling all troops in one army, taking one territory to gain a card to trade in for troops later, and survive like that. It's actually a pretty decent last-ditch strategy if you cash your reinforcement cards at the right time, that is, if you don't have the shittiest fucking luck with dice. Ones and twos on the defense doesn't let you live very long against fives and sixes. I'm the first one out because of the bad foresight of another, and the luck of the roll. AND THEN I have to stay and watch the rest of the game, because it's MY game, and I can't leave without it.

That's not even what truly has me so pissed, though. What makes me mad is the fact that these bozos call it their superior "strategy" when I lost 8 men in four rolls on the defense. Like holy shit what conceited tools. Taking and 8 troops Brazil with 7 troops in four rolls of the dice is not strategy. You know it isn't, you lucky sunuvabitch. It's dumb luck. That's all that game is. Luck.

Warzone's default mechanics takes luck out of the equation, like a strategy game. If I wanted to play with luck, I'd play poker, not a game about world domination.

What a waste of my time...

Impressive, very impressive. Have my upvote, which doesnt count at all, because Fizzer removed it, because I downvoted all Squiggles threads, which is apparently perceived as "abusing", because they were so valuable to the community.

Edited 12/15/2017 08:26:00

#GiveCataHisRightsBack

tl;dr luck% and WR is autism at it's finest, and anyone who doesn't recognize that might as well just go play rock-paper-scissors

Have my upvote, which doesnt count at all, because Fizzer removed it, because I downvoted all Squiggles threads, which is apparently perceived as "abusing", because they were so valuable to the community.

#metoo

I'm super young, and I don't like the fact that the OP is using the F word so much. Just relax, dude.

tl;dr luck% and WR is autism at it's finest, and anyone who doesn't recognize that might as well just go play rock-paper-scissors

jokes aside both luck% and wr are fine

luck% employed in certain amounts to harm aggressive growth (i.e. guiroma)

wr is standard for bunches of popular templates out there, some people even like strat me more than strat mme

The Martian

You dropped that name 2 years ago. Give up the ghost, m8.

I don't think the problem is Risk. You just need better friends.

Jar Jar never gives up.

Evidence: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdS2kCUGvfo

You dropped that name 2 years ago. Give up the ghost, m8.

Mark my words, Bane. Someday, I will make it to level 60 so I can change my name back. Someday.

Mark my words, Bane. Someday, I will make it to level 60 so I can change my name back. Someday.

>I will make it to level 60
> Points earned in last 30 days: 0

topkek

>I will make it to level 60
> Points earned in last 30 days: 0

topkek

Someday.

lol nice roast anonym/fissel

there is no anonym/fissel posting here...
knyte, you are really wacko !

my bad, juq