https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240575089135976459/392721952470466560/Map_polandball.png
You can notice I'm holding a "Juqbuq". Well here is the official release. (also btw never finished the name improvements to that map, sorry zef!!!)

Well guys, it's time to retire. Been planning this for a while now actually. Not going to change my activity level, just an announcement that my activity level is going to stay low. The quote that made me leave:
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my man juq here has the memory of a god

like hes wasting his research points on making rational discussion threads on a web-based clone of risk

dude, start a youtube channel or something i would insta-subscrieb
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and so I did (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbXBk6ZbTT4E_jkgDN45Giw/featured).

"Retirement threads are useless, but so am I!" - onoma
The quote applies here as well.

I need to make a dedication or some crap.

Those who knew me as Juq:

Onoma(17)94: Polish nationalist who denied the existence of Silesia and Ukraine and spends loads of his time making simulations of war against Poland's neighbors, and also simulations of overthrowing the government from a revolutionary base in Pomerania to set up a German Protestant hereditary monarchy instead of Polish Catholic elective monarchy. We bitterly disagreed on politics, as you can imagine! Commanderies of the 5 Armies >> nazism!
OxTheNTscum: Fucking peafowls are more than retarded. (true Tabby quote! I was stunned he said "fucking" as well!)
Xeno: Originally I was assigned him as the MASTER I had to FULLSCALE TROLL as part of my duties in the MASTER HUNTERS clan, but I couldn't do it, he was too nice! So instead I asked to be reassigned, and I made one of the most successful smear campaigns on WZ against LQB.
Doga Dauga: Woof woof. My 14-year-old self, who was in denial over just how big, how great, how strong, how important America and China were contrasted to a small country like Qazaqstan. Tho I never went to such lengths as denying America was shorthand for USA.
Speck: Don't call him "Feck", even though it rhymes with his name, it really pisses him off!
Pichu: Retired WZ because I FULLSCALE SPAM ATTACKED HER with POKEMON MILFS (I found out what they were one week earlier). OK, I admit it, that was not a high point in my life. Leads a literally reptillian clan.
Zef: I just want to be credited as the maker of the nicknames "Zephy" "Zeph" and "Zef". I didn't even try to make them, they just oozed out of my skin. PURE EDGELORDISM.
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Those who knew me as Kebab:

Sai: Is a cutey living in Armenian Silesia (i mean claims not to live in Poland but where else is Silesia?). Formed part of the holy trinity of annoying Des: Tabby, Sai, and me.
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Those who knew me as Jack:

Semitsedeviney: The only guy who managed to piss off elitists on par with me. Although I did mainly through making torture experiements like Texas 2ag2, then bribing RPCL to pick it as the seasonal template, shilling for onepick templates, auto-distribution, and Small Earth. SMALL EARTH RULES, MEDIUM EARTH DROOLS. While Semicedevine did it by proving their racism wrong. Haha, a nonwhite? On the top of the ladder? That'll be the day us whites start going extinct. Sadly both are coming true!!
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Those who knew me as Xapy:

Faisal: At least I'm not bald, so I've won the argument. (context won't help understanding the line of thought here)
Tabbers: Sorry but your style is something I REALLY hate. [to me]
Nauzh: Anyone else reminded by his name of the word "nausea"?
Rikku: Enjoys eating meat. Expert in anatomy, so much so that even has favorite body parts and organs and things. Actually so much so that he insists on being called Ribbu since ribs are his favorite kind of bones. He's the guy who convinced Faisal to say "I'm tight" or "My middle cannon is primed" (ok he never said the latter but he does call his dick "the middle cannon") instead of "I have a boner" since the word "boner" demeans bones.
TBest: The one elitist who actually likes me. Since he likes me, I must protect his love for me at all costs. I will wreck you if you insult him. If anyone posts "TBest? More like TWorst!" on this thread, I will blacklist you !
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Those who knew me as Muhammad:

Taran: Get away from this guy when he starts "ribbiting", fast ! He's one of those frogs that ribbits only when they attack, or fuck. He likes to roleplay as a frog loads since frogs have long tongues. I won't say more ;)
Stewie: Presently lobbying the Turkish government to open up a new Wikipedia in place of the old one (which has now been banned for monthes): TURANPEDIA. Just leave him alone when he starts talking about TURAN. Also leave me alone when I start talking about TURAN. We get tipsy with nationalism sometimes, but come on, do you not get turned on by this map? https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/290234135975428107/337725461540896772/Turan.jpg

Those who knew me as grey shit, retard, slav shit, Vladimir, stupid cyrillic letters, stupid greek letters:

Some salty noobs: How does it feel to lose ? I'm not aware of the feeling. How does it feel to suck ? I'm not aware of that feeling, either. Finally, how does it feel to be stupid ?
Awesomeguy: Same questions go to you. Tho he never called me any name, in Halo, the Covenant considered having a name as a sign of honor, so they just *ROASTED* the humans by not even having names for them (look it up). I assume AG is as smart as those aliens who lost the war despite being 500 years ahead in tech. And this would imply that he sucks, too.
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Other guys I manipulated, used, insulted, and wrecked:
Yu, Cuck Beastwood, Only the 'Pie, Death, Kretomas, MinimalIslam34 (shortened to Min34), Koreaball, #The Prussian Job-Oh yeah, baby, Fizzer boy, Fizzer I don't care, Hostile, kyte, Pulsey, Smedley, Wally Balls, Fluttershy, Master of the dead, master of desaster

I was working on this for a while, reached like 7 pages of everything filled up to character limit of funny conversations I had in Discord before I realised that less than 5 folk and I'm not a rockstar would read this so I stopped. You can look in the history yourself if you want in these Discords.

[forum write-ups]
https://www.warzone.com/Forum/226924-blacklisted-fizzer-woah-; (if nothing else than read this)
https://www.warzone.com/Forum/158312-chemistry-shite;
https://www.warzone.com/Forum/122641-front-macroscope-darklords;
https://www.warzone.com/Forum/133545-front-macroscope-darklords-part-2;
https://www.warzone.com/Forum/226942-juq-presents-infection-mailbox;
https://www.warzone.com/Forum/141057-news-march-7-2016;
https://www.warzone.com/Forum/142312-news-march-15;
https://www.warzone.com/Forum/162031-shitomir-post-australian-federal-elections-2016;

The rest of this will be a few funny talks I had in Discord.

From (http://discord.me/optimusprime):

Faisal: Nauz, don't insult the prophet Jesus.
Juq: yeah
insult the prophet Muhammad instead
Faisal: no
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Faisal: I know people like you, Juq, in the Netherlands these kind of people are looked down upon.
In America they like your sort, though.
A sell out who has actually surrendered himself to pigs.
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Faisal: I know for sure that from the looks of it, I could knock you out pretty easily, Onoma - not that I want to.
Juq: I once saw a picture of a baby.
And I also said "HA! I can knock that kid out so easy!"
I got banned from the maternity ward after that.
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Faisal: you're actually not really an atheist
Juq:: it's time to reveal my ultimate form
Faisal: you worship the dictatorship in your country, juq
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Juq: don't tell him
Onoma: go to sleep
Faisal: Juq is not your master.
Onoma, don't be fooled.
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Faisal: Min, I've extended my training with regard to my middle cannon.
Juq: oh just realised what "middle cannon" is
i prefer to call my dick "the oracle" tho
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Faisal: And you juq, you're just the biggest sell out on the internet.
Juq: even more than Donald Trump?
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Juq: I'm black
but only in the heart
and humor
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Smedley: (http://www.rfa.org/english/news/uyghur/audio-11302017113852.html)
shit they got Juq
kyte: the worst part is that he was doing it all ironically to troll anonym
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Faisal: I'M GETTING A MIDDLE EASTERN FEELING!
It's an emotion!
Juq: suicide?
extremism?
Faisal: Juq, I'm not hairy like you. [Editor's note: he's never seen any image or photo of me, never described myself physically]
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kyte: but yeah usually 80 F is a normal temp
Juq: F
stands for fucking retarded
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Faisal: Juq is maybe a Belarussian troll trained to spread propaganda.
Juq: I wish
that would be a good job
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Shred: I'd face you in a battle of wits Anonym, but it seems you're unarmed.
Faisal: Don't lie about fucking me.
Juq: my intentions are true
I want to fuck you
that even rhymes?!
Shred: Bromance????
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Onoma: ther is no such thing as MILF
unless it's a mother of my own kids but that's not happening
Juq: what about mother of science?
Onoma: you got me there; that's worth further consideration
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Juq: I was taken back into Royal Falcons after being a little bitch
Nogals: I see
you need to stop being a little bitch
you come from the same blood as the winged hussars
they weren't bitches
stop being a bitch
you are my dear friend, I mean what I say- don't be a bitch
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From Juggernaut Discord:

Juq: I'm looking for a gay clan.
Xeno: Apprentice is a gay clan
Cata: CORP is gay.
Lynx/101st is led by a gay guy.
Xeno: I think Juq wants every member to be gay
no clans with just token gays
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Nauzh: but, yeah, the subdomains
of .edu sites
often contain stuff just hosted by students
but the main site still has to be registered and used by a school for "educational" purposes in theory
Juq: holcaust.wasnt.real.edu
someone needs to get this domain
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Juq: hmm, yeah, I should make a Youtube channel perhaps
Golden Horde: i thought you have one
i've seen your youtube video about europe 3v3 although i forgot the channel name
Juq: I think you're talking about NGL
that's Semicedevine
Onoma: don't think Semice did a video about 3v3 Europe
that seems way too normal for his standards
Juq: yeah perhaps you're talking about LeQuébecoisBenoit's videos then
Golden Horde: i like how you play in euro 3v3. the only thing though... is to speak louder with some fitting background music
Juq: no, I think you are definitely mixing me up with LQB
I don't have a youtube channel at all
Golden Horde: hmm...
Juq: nor any videos uploaded
Golden Horde: i always thought you are LQB...
Juq: haha
Golden Horde: even now i think you are joking
Juq: is it since I was named LeMaghrébin_Benoit for a long while?
Onoma: LOL
Juq and Benoit are sooo not like each other
Golden Horde: hmm...i bet onoma is giggling like a girl if i believe it...
Onoma: believe what
Golden Horde: you know what i think i ll believe it now hoping no one laughs
you two are RL friends? or just two quebecois knowing each other online?
Juq: I'm not quebecois
we barely know each other
Onoma: they aren't even from the same continent
Juq: Maghrébin = someone from the Maghreb
Onoma: only thing they have in common is they both have MR in some WL clans and decently speak english
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Juq: guys I'm changing my nationality to Canadian
Speck: Okay
I'm like 3/4ths juq
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Pichu: juqtirw is wise beyond his years
truly a free thinker
Juq: ⚛ is me.
Pichu: yes you are an atom
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sos: some countries like juq's russia did not use any reason to occupy chinese lands and haven't returned it yet
Juq: are you talking about Vladivostok?
they gave back Port-Artur back in the '50s
sos: it's impratical to count like that but if china claims south china seas then beware of your lands lol
Ox: Juq's russia? Is that like Napoleon's France or Hitler's Germany?
is Juq the new Tsar?
Onoma: lol
yeah Żuk for the new tzar!
Juq: http://files2.ostagram.ru/uploads/pimage/imageurl/129061/img23099_c0e6b1a041d57048.jpg
no
I won't dethrone this man
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Yu: get out of here
Juq: the fuck out of here*
Yu: shut up idiot
you don't know about Mathematics
Juq: wow
yu just said that he doesn't know about Mathematics
and I agree !
Zef: just rename this numbers-and-snorting
Yu: are you serious :v
Rikku: "shut up idiot
you don't know about Mathematics"
Don't make me cry pal
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Speck: why are tv scfi and horror grouped together
sos: they are equally stupid
Speck: wow
savage
Juq: woah?
you should rename yourself to MightyFascist
that was very racist !
Speck: ?
Juq: you called him a savage !
here I'll rename myself in your place
fascists can't really get anything done, can they?
ok here you are
this is what you need to rename to
just copy-paste this name
Speck: ...
i was saying what he did was savage
Juq: nice dodging skills mate
You remind me of Mike Pence.
Speck: ?
i am mkie pence
Juq: oh.
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Juq: How does it feel to be ROASTED ?
I'm not aware of the feeling.
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Juq: Do you like it when I call you a feck ?
Speck: how does one feck?
Juq: Don't doge my questions like Mike Pence.
Speck: umm
not really
Juq: I recommend you answer my question. You won't worm yourself out of this one.
Speck: i did
Juq: Get skranked !
Speck: okay
i do not like being called feck
Sai: feck
Juq: Don't call him that.
Don't.
Sai: feck
Speck: Sai
You can call me duck
You can too juq
Sai: duck
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Speck: Saiko was up early today
Sai: yeah she was
Speck: Is it the group again sai
Sai: group?
Speck: Erm
Idk
Juq: You know what he's talking about
"the group"
Sai: the group
Juq: otherwise called "them"
did they come for it?
Sai: yes, it's them
Juq: Speck Don't give up questionning so easily
Sai: illuminato group
Juq: you see
i wrangled the secret out of her
while you just stopped asking as soon as she played dumb

Edited 12/21/2017 23:07:27

Juq: it's context-based
often you don't really need to know the year
"When's the celebration?"
2017, June, 15th
on the other hand
if you're talking history
then it's better to do Y/M/D
ikillu: although tbf when you talk about a date like Christmas you'd normally say 25th December
Speck: inb4 juq is like what is christmas
Onoma: the best format is: 11 VI 2017
ikillu: no one writes it as IIII
apart from wall clocks
and that was done to be A E S T H E T I C
Juq: yeah just some romo fetish
Onoma: no it's aesthetics fetish
Juq: Chinese numbers are the shit
not stupid Roman ones
at least Chinese make sense and are still used today
Onoma: roman numerals are not used today?
Juq: not really
do you ever write "I've IIII cats."?
they were just used back in the olden times
since there were no other better ways of writing numbers really known to them
Onoma: what's "IIII"?
Juq: four
IV is just a medieval invention
in actual Roman times they wrote IIII which is more sensible imt
Onoma: so purist XD
Juq: now Chinese numbers
those are good
一
Onoma: yeah, include chinese numerals in latin written text
二
三
1 2 and 3
Onoma: sucks
how is that different to I II and III?
Juq: the rest are pretty easy to memorise, I did it a long time ago
四
五
六
七
八
九
十
where 十 = 10
after that
十一
十二
and so on
and once you get to 20
二十
2x10 = 20
Onoma: well
I prefer the arabic-indian numerals
Juq: yeah everyone does
but if you want fancy
then Chinese
Onoma: nice. except they aren't a part of latin script
Juq: they don't need to be
it's called caligraphy
Onoma: I'm sure many people wil understand me when I'll write I'm 二十三
it's called tradition
Juq: 23
i understood that
and everyone in China, Japan, Taiwan, Korea, and Vietnam will understand as well
likely more than that as well but after that you get into really irrelevant countries
Onoma: I am writing to people from Europe or USA
Juq: Don't be so U.S.-AmerEuropecentric
it's only in special cases
that you can write in Roman numbers
while Chinese are used a lot
Onoma: not in Europe XD
Juq: I don't care about "cuck continent"
Sai: lol gtfo of europe then
Juq: didn't you read my profile?
I live in French guiana
Onoma: I don't even know what are you trying to argue anymore
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Juq: rename your clan to the MASTODONES Sai
MASTODONE in French (and likely English) means a very big scary elephant that's now extinct
Sai: MASTERBATORES?
Juq: and it's a traduction of the word "Juggernaut" often
[Later]
Onoma: wait why is this discord "THE MASTODONES CLAN" now
Sai: Juq told me to rename the clan to MASTODONES
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Juq: update 6:
my sound failed again so I installed the default Windows sound driver...and it seems to be working, for now...
ikillu: fascinating
Juq: i agree
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Xeno: he is the biggest troll on WL
and he is actually a great player
been ranked 1st on the ladder etc
Sai: huh really... Vanellope?
Juq / Tabby s a better troll imo
Xeno: lol
half the community don't even know who tabby or juq are tbh
Sai: and i dont know who the fuck boston is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
so I guess half of the community dont know him either
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Juq: this used to be my old profile pic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamyenyets
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Coat_of_Arms_of_Kamianiec.svg/853px-Coat_of_Arms_of_Kamianiec.svg.png
Onoma: only a tower on a hill
Juq: it's called simplistic onoma
you should understand the artstyle well, onoma, considering you're a simpleton !
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Juq: Sai add this as an emoji, an old town I used to live in
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Flag_of_Anadyr_%28Chukotka%29.png
Sai: Anadyr :D
also Chukotka is a cute name
Juq: it's not a bad name
Sai: ^ kebab is kawaii now
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ikillu: largest in the UK too
Juq: no it's not in the United Kingdom of Portugal
nice shilling but failed ikillu
it's in Britain*
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Juq: england is a country
"country"
ikillu: there are no quotation marks
it's a country
Juq: quotemarks needed
since it's the fake meaning of "country"
made by Oxford shills
Silesia is a "country" as well
(with quotemarks)
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ikillu: the UK is my country
Juq: don't say UK
just such a dumb name
KSA is also an UK
since it united many kingdoms together in Arabia
in 1932
ikillu: I'm actually done with this
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Sai: wow okay than, ever heard of unrecognized countries? Silesia is an unrecognized country now, it shares territory with other countries, but it's not a problem for you
Juq: ooh that is true
government-in-exile Sai ?
belarus is an expert in those, it has 2
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Juq: sai won the argument though
since silesia could be just a government-in-exile
Onoma: but it's not
Sai: Juq said I won so i won
Speck: can confrim
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Sai: England is a province / state / land / region of the UK, they are not independent, otherwise Scotland wouldn't want independency
ikillu: Sai keeps making huge leaps
England is one of the 4 countries that forms the union
Juq: sai needs to join olympic competition, with these leaps!
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Yu: Hi
Juq: Нi in Ukrainian means "no"
Karma: No
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Juq: I now
steal "ekk"
Saiko: EKK EKK
Juq: for the Bat movement
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Juq: Books gross !
I only use E-books !
Speck Onoma Burn down your bookstores !
Speck: Umm
I really don't want to pay like 100,000 dollars to Barnes and noble so how about no
We sell e books to anyway
Juq: I didn't say get caught !
Did you hallucinate me saying that you should get caught ?
Onoma: why
Juq: Do you have SCHIZOPHRENIA ?
Since books are stupid
E-books are the real books !
Onoma: but why burn them
Speck: Selling them to a recycler makes more sense
Juq: RECYLING pshh saving Earth is for weaklings
Mars is the real Earth !
Speck: ... I mean
Okay juq
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Juq: oh boy they are really cheeky over there at MASTERS Clan [editor's note: referring to them switching back to their yellow M]
time to strike back
Xeno: wtf
my McDonalds logo
Juq: MARIO Clan is back!
quick who is the leader of MASTERS Clan?
Xeno: did you see this onoma?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316667508381712384/319250664456978432/Screen_Shot_2017-05-31_at_9.07.44_AM.png
and 5 mins later zuq switches back
Onoma: XD
Speck: I like how they don't know it is the Mario clan
Onoma: how so
Juq: they're using the "legal name" of After_Dark
and not the real name of MARIO Clan
Onoma: yeah... official unchangeable clan name is "After_Dark"
Juq: not even official
just legal name
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Flutter: Life is calling
Can't be on Discord always
Juq: I'm life though
that's what my Discord username literally means
haaya = life in Arabish
and I call you to Discord
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Juq: Chainsaw Move to Abkhazia!
There you will get training on how to seperate your country!
How to detach the South USA from the north USA !
Chainsaw: Ok
I'll come at once
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Juq: Don't be so U.S.-Americentric.
Instead be R.-Austriacentric.
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Chainsaw: I wonder if Lincoln had lived how much bigger our government would have grown? Cause from the looks of it he had no intention of stopping
Juq: Don't be so U.S.-Americentric.
Let's talk about the Chinese Civil War.
Rikku: Let's talk about Austria
Juq: I LOVE the Kuomintang !
Ooh, good idea.
Südtirol belongs to Austria, ye know?
Flutter: Let's talk about Genghis Khan
Juq: He's not Austrian though
Mozart was Austrian
Rikku: Austria is like totally Germany but we can't really be German because we are Austria Okay
Juq: he was born in Salzburg
do you know what Salzburg means in English?
it means Saltburgh
Salz = salt
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Flutter: If anything I think the American Civil War reveals a little bit how the US is sometimes socially behind other Western nations
Juq: Yeah...I wish I was born in Sénégal, too.
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Juq: I love the south USA !
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Onoma: should've stayed under Mother Britain's skirt
Juq: eww
sexually drawn to her mother and the country of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland
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Juq: I love Breizh.
It's not a failure.
It's just that France is a loser.
Chainsaw: Agree
Juq: Breizh is a winner already, no need for it to win wars!
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Juq: Ox Don't promote the Ukrainian culture, folk, or government.
Change your profile pic. [editor's note: has Silesian flag - it's today's Ukraine's flag but upside down)
Ox: Ukraine has blue on top!
Juq: that's the alternate Ukrainian flag
Onoma: both are provinces of Poland so no difference
Juq: Don't promote Ukraine, change szl's flag.
Sai: shut up kebab or ban
Juq: Don't promote Ukraine!
It's really disgusting !
Sai: you know what is disgusting?
minsk
Juq: And I AGREE
Ox: Juq is a lightskin!
Juq: Now Belastok was a nice burgh !
But then it came under Polish military occupation
and still is to this day
Ox: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/316667508381712384/319174783298306049/1024px-POL_BiaC582ystok_flag.png
Free Belostok!
Sai: oh.. its ugly
what is that chicken
Juq: Hmm, you can see the flag in the back of Belastok
White-red-black stripes
but you can see the stamp of Polish-lithuanian occupation
the Polish pigeon
and the Lithuanian pony

Faisal: Golden quotes, huh?
A fox can change his fur, but his habits remain the same.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
An eagle does not wage war against frogs.
"Laws, like the spider's webs, catch the flies and let the hawk go free."
Speck: "ahhh i gotem with the knife, Semicedevine have you ever done a knife kill in any call of duty game? i highly recommend it ... it is almost as good as converting to islam" - Juq
Onoma: Tabby, have you ever looked at a woman's vagina?
Juq: "If you all need a woman's love, why not IRGE a woman?"
- LQB
"But what i say is irrelevant anyways, cause it comes from the usual elitist"
-MoD
couldn't've said it better myself
Ox: "You're not tough by using exclamation marks." ~ Faisal IV
Juq: another variation of it
"Exclaimation marks don't make you stronger."
Onoma: "I don't need to play ladders, I'm already a winner" from Squiggles
Juq: Why the hell would you put your dick in the computer's CD drive? You should consider clearing your computer after removing your dick from the CD drive. If the CD drive does function correctly after cleaning it, you should update your computer's CD drivers. If that doesn't work, get someone to replace it if you still want to use the CD drive.
Onoma: "folk like to blame everyone who's not themselves
it's a human instinct
one time I remember that I spilled some milk on the floor
and I tried to blame the fall on gravity instead of myself until 10 seconds later when I realised that was stupid"
Flutter: "America has all the cultures, don't question how they got them" - Flutter
Juq: "Yes, I agree, Brazil, Argentina, and Canada are such diverse countries."
- Doga Dauga
Let's auction Sub-Saharan Africa.
Ox: "Autland invaded Cuckistan, took Normington and renamed it Reasontown."
Zef: "Because NT lunatics are using Weaponized Neurotypicality to harm others"
"Most of you are too busy having sex to get anything important done which is good for us."
Ox: "I have to go to the toilet.
I'm on the verge of exploding."
Juq: "I'm an advanced robot trapped in a human body."
Ox: "I'm not bad looking at all. If mating is based on looks alone I would actually get a lady."
Juq: "I am just a stupid idiot player who took on more than he could swallow." - Aura Guardian
i've read too many crude things
Rikku: It's an NON crude expression so don't dirty our anglish pls!
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Juq: Get autised !
Onoma: ok
Ox: is karl "aut" now ?
Juq: Does karl praise "AUT" now ?
Ox: "I don't need to play ladders, I already have aut" - karl
jej ! ecks dee
Onoma: jej'd
Karl: im not an autist
i just pretend to be one for the jejs
---
Tabby: Eventually the cat has sneaked back in.
Is there anyone who wants to start a conversation on human biodiversity, IQ or other related topics?
We should have some serious discussions on the question of peafowlism
Peafowlism is a disease. We need to cure it.
Juq: sneaked?
I've sent you at least 3 invites
---
Onoma: "Warlight is dying" is honestly an overused meme
Speck: >having a arguement about stats that you don't have
Onoma: >not believing God-Emperor Fizzer's word
Juq: leave religion out of it!
---
Zef: https://www.warlight.net/Forum/261815-disruption-clan-league
Juq: jesus
another clanspam thread
downvoted
---
Juq: remember the one time Speck was being super-annoying on NGL
and I solved the problem
Speck: no
Juq: but the Zionists brought him back and restored Israel's glory?!
Ox Semice Onoma those zionists ruined it all
---
Faisal: Maybe the Manchester attack was a hoax!
Juq: Like the Holohoax?
Faisal: I believe that the holocaust happened.
I mean the attack in Manchester.
Juq: Here's a good thing my "chum" LAWLZ typed up
https://www.warlight.net/Forum/57372-lie-yourselves
---
Faisal: He memorized so many sentences of mine.
For what reason, I don't know.
Onoma: It seems he trolled you well then.
Faisal: No, it didn't trigger me.
Onoma: Now, how does it feel, to get trolled so harsh?
I don't know that feeling.
---
Faisal: tjc isn't a good clan.
👍🏿3
Xeno: I agree
Onoma: yeah it's a troll clan
Juq: TBC is WAY better
Onoma: not really fit for you Faisal I'm afraid
Faisal: I'm not a troll anyways.
I'm a strategist.
Xeno: same
---
Faisal: Carlos, Tabby and Wally aren't at the same level of trolling as how I used to do it.
I considered them to be trivial.
Juq: Yeah Carlos is a trivial troll
---
Ox: off with your head, stupidhead !
that is why your head should be gone
because it is stupid
Juq: that burned me hard
Ox: "i don't do penetration
my dick is like a raisin"
BOOM ROASTED !
Juq: it's not my thing
Speck: Okay since sai is asleep
Ox: Okay since sai is asleep" ... so??? are you going to speak? "men of few words are men of few strategies", this is a very dexterous proverb from Fissel
Juq: good one, brotherchum !
Speck: I was getting something
But then decided against positing it
Ox: Were you getting an ice cube to put on your burnt patch???
Speck: What burn?
Juq: I think he was.
Ox: The burn inflicted via collateral damage after i said "because it is stupid"
Speck: You are confusing me
Juq: it even burned me !
that's how uncontrolled the flames from that burn were !
Ox Be careful please !
Ox: "If you play with fire, a bird is bound to lose its wings"
I understand.
Speck: That doesn't even make sense
"It is not a burn if ox is talking"
Ox: It is a truth that you cannot interpret the words of Fissel's scriptures.
Speck: Do you mean scribbles?
Ox: No, I mean Squiggles. Now please be quiet. I am pondering.
Speck: Why
Ox: Let me ponder.
Speck: Why
Ox: I advise that you use proper pronunciation. My conservative father taught me 7 languages, in fact. I'd watch out.
Speck: Ox are you drunk
Ox: A good Muslim does not drink.
Speck: That's a yes
Wow
Ox is not a good muslim
Ox: Don't lie !
Speck: You should burn him juq
Juq: Ox is a good Muslim !
I will burn him if he is frozen in an ice cube.
But he is not frozen in ice.
So he does not need burning.
Ox: Have you discovered what a "milf" is, "MightySpeck" ?
I discovered what they are 3 weeks ago. I spammed them to Fizzer once and he blacklisted me.
Ok, I admit it.
Speck: Muslim I'd like to frisk?
Ox: This was not one of my high points in life.
Juq: You sound like a tolerant guy.
Ox: I am very tolerant and very altruistic.
The one creed I cannot bare is atheism. In fact, I once met a ghetto made entirely of atheists. "For a faith to be good, it must be a faith".
---
Sai: kebab you were not supposed to tell them >_>
Juq: oops
Saiko: n o r e m o v i n g [editor's note: message that displays when someone deletes a message]
Juq: i didn't tell noone though
Sai: im sure some stalkers saw this
Speck: saw what
gib
ikillu: what
Sai: nuffin
Speck: Juq
Juq: Call me Muhammad
Speck: i will make sure you get the hydra invite
if you give me what ever you just posted
Juq: an intriguing deal
but can you prove it?
Sai: nooooo!
Juq: that you can get the invite?
Speck: Well
Sai: kebab wants to sell me D:
Speck: no
how about after?
Juq: hmm no dick no balls I'm afraid then Speck Onoma
Speck: what
i don't get the expression
Juq: without one there can not be the other
It was one of my brother's most famous proverbs
Speck: okay?
Juq: so you're not learning sai's secret
ikillu: gib secret

(my secret dies with my retirement)
---
Onoma: I plan to leave all clans not just TJC
because I'm retiring
Juq: nah onoma
we need to make some frag compilations
i will invite you to a few games
Onoma: I already have some shit games holding me on for months ;-;
Juq: nah
this is a frag compilation
I will make a video of our top wins on WL
and then we will put it to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
---
Speck: okay i'll ask GE
Juq: yeah do it !
Come on, don't be a pussy, as my brother says.
Sai: hmmmm how about we ban kebab today :D
Juq: Don't be a pussy ! Do it, but it won't work.
You can't shut me down.
---
Speck: GE isn't the problem Juq
Juq: so who is?
Onoma: you
Juq: Don't lie.
You think you're funny ?
Onoma: technique called "reverse sarcasm"?
Juq: Maybe you haven't heard of such a thing as reverse sarcasm, but keep in mind that I know 5 languages.
So don't underestimate me.
Onoma: yeah i predicted that quote
---
Juq: so this is Corse's flag
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Flag_of_Corsica.svg/640px-Flag_of_Corsica.svg.png
and I was looking through the history of it to find out why it has a black guy in a white background as it's flag. Is he someone famous from Corse?
anyhow originally it seems that the blindfold was over his eyes and it was to represent an invader who got executed
but this is apparently one of Corse's older flags, I'm not kidding.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/Flag_of_Corsica_%2814th_century%29.svg/768px-Flag_of_Corsica_%2814th_century%29.svg.png
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Gelre_Folio_62r.jpg
---
Sai: Yuren, blacklist Speck, he is not "ribbit" >:D
Speck: what does ribbit mean
juq won't tell me
Sai: oh, if juq won't tell you, I can't tell you either :x

Juq: Ah, trying to get the pain over with.
A sharp-witted move.
But I'm afraid you will have to burn in Hell.
---
Karma: What does long winded mean?
Onoma: something that's too long
in time, not in physical matter
Juq: why don't you just say long?
Onoma: why don't you just try to learn some english idioms
Karma: What does idioms mean?
Juq: it means "tongue" in Spanish but idk why they're speaking Spanish now
Karma: Still don't get it
Juq: I guess they speak Spanish natively
and they try to teach us English-speakers natives to speak English
and use broken English and try to pass it off as speaking English better than us like "long-winded" clearly comes from Spanish "liento del vente" but it doesn't make sense in English so please don't exacerbate this discord you excruciators of the English tongue, and that's fact and a bap and map
---
Juq: So it turns out I got an old computer in a "heritage" of kinds
hasn't been used in years
and now trying to boot it up
hmm so my old dick computer is asking me to activate windows but I looked up a bypass haha Windows XP for free yeah ! superhacker right here ^
Speck: D:
but you send hackors to vacation
Juq: but now I'm on vacation
---
Juq: another good map of TURAN
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/b1/a1/28/b1a128e176f69d2b88c1c4d669eeeef4.jpg
Onoma: Kalmykia should be mongol-red
and wtf Chukchi turan?? leave Chukchi alone
but I feel like you just made this map few mins ago lol
---
Juq: Lithuania is for Belarus
Sai: ｒｅｍｏｖｅ　ｋｅｂａｂ
Juq: ugh why do you have to go there...
now you've unearthed my TURAN NATIONALISM
http://karty.narod.ru/great/turan/turan1.JPG
http://www.gumilev-center.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Untitled5.png
Sai: sorry, I just have Tourette's syndrome, I say "remove kebab" randomly
Juq: http://www.gumilev-center.ru/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Untitled4.png
Sai: remove turkiye
---
Sai: lol that's risky with the current polish govt xd
they would like to have smolensk for themselves
Juq: yeah...
that's why we got to take Варшава, тоо
so that a Polish state can never arise again
Onoma Are you in to destroy the oppressors ! My friend from Mecklenburg, are you in ?!
---
Juq: Don't be a false prophet.
It's actually getting really annoying now.
Yu: TAIWAN IS NOT A PART OF CHINA
also TAIWAN IS NOT CHINA
Juq: http://www.fisu.net/fisu/member-associations-nusf/asia/fisu-member-associations/asia/chinese-taipei-tpe
Yu: REPUBLIC OF TAIWAN
ikillu: There's someone ik irl whose family is from China, and his grandparents still believe Mao was a hero. He brought back a whole load of mao propaganda last time he went.
Onoma: well still lots of old people in Poland believing communism was better because reasons.
Sai: communism is a virus which infects human heads
but bacteria are okay :D
let's all be bacteria
Rikku: Viruses are kewler
Yu: I am Archaea
---
Juq: YuBot Show us your blacklist.
Spread your wings, little penguin !
You little emu !
Go, spread them out and fly !
Do it, Dan !
YuRen show us your blacklist.
Spread your wings, little chicklet !
woah YuRen I saw your bot playing this video game named "Yuism"
can you sell me a copy, your good old chum ?
Being a parrot is not good.
---
Bliss: wow no more warlight tonight, just played awfully
Juq: more like no warlight forever
why aren't you kicked out of Juggernauts yet?
Sai: how about we kick you kebab
Juq: I'm not a "kebab".
If it's something, it's a "kacap". [editor's note: ]https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kacap]
---
Juq: Only carrots from Uganda !
Speck: anyway
Juq: 🙏🏻PRAISE ALLAAH🙏🏻
Speck: mkay
Juq: So you are now a Muslim ?
Speck: ?
Juq: You praise ALLAAH now ?
Speck: no i praise Jews
Juq: Don't worship the Jews.
Speck: but
Juq: It's idolatry.
Speck: Jews are better
therefore
need praising
Juq: It's better to be a monotheist than a polytheist, and that's a fact.
But Jews are wrong.
Sai: no! polytheist is better!
Juq: Trolls not welcome.
I want to get coherent reactions.
Sai: what what means
Juq: You're quite incoherent.
Sai: ur quite banned
Juq: I don't understand what "ur" means. I only speak proper English.
I avoid speaking Polish slang and always write in formal.
Sai: hey, you can get easily banned for calling me polish
Juq: You can't even speak English the foolish pinhead you are !
Speck: anway
Juq: Sai
Speck: inb4 juq interputed
SO
Tabby loves Rikku
Juq: No, you weren't "inb4" I interrupted.
I was here the whole time.
Speck: Tabby Created Sai with the intent of Inpersnating Rikku
Sai: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/207302563039674368/300831887411118080/rikku_the_leaf_1473933889576057485_20170320.jpg
Juq: It's really disgusting to write in Japanese with Cyrillic.
So don't do it.
Also, let me upload my own "PP" !
Speck: PP?
profile pic?
Juq: https://i.snag.gy/WYOfpl.jpg
Speck: 🤦
we call those selfies
Juq: Well I don't care what you call them.
I'm not some White Riffian "RIBBIT" like you are.
Sai: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/207302563039674368/300832441419956224/rikku_the_leaf_1473933596662486793_20170320.jpg
Juq: ugh I want this fellow deported out of Russia
@VladimirPutinEng Do it, Dan !
Speck: i mean
Sai claims to live in Silesia
or something
Which is like
Juq: part of Russia
Speck: oh
okay
Sai: it's not part of russia xD
Juq: shut the hell up do I need to show you a map of 2017?
Speck: sure
Juq: this isn't 2016 anymore bitch
ok let me get it
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/207302563039674368/300833000957149184/Turan.jpg
You see !
Silesia is in ARPATYA land!
I have another "PP"
Do you want to see it ? Yubot
Speck: Selfie
PP doesn't even make sense
Juq: I don't use the "ribbit" slang.
Speck: What does PP even mean
Juq: PROFILE PIC
Speck: ...
...
...
.
.
.
okay
Juq: https://i.snag.gy/sXy4BD.jpg
I like my beard the best
Do you like my beard ?
I like my beard.
Speck: it's a nice beard
although
you should try to open your eyes more
here is me
https://blzgdapipro-a.akamaihd.net/media/thumbnail/winston-animated-short.jpg
Juq: https://i.snag.gy/uMEjFg.jpg
How about this ? Speck
Yubot
Yu
Speck: still weird
Juq: But the eyes are bigger !
opener !
Speck: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm not expert in beauty
only Exposing
Juq: Stop trying to discriminate me.
It's actually getting annoying now.
Sai Kick him for being racist.
Speck: you aren't a jew
Jews are the only thing worth
Juq: Speck Bop
Let's get bopping ! 👀
Let's get bopping ! 🐊
Let's get bopping ! 🐲
Let's get bopping ! ⚽
Let's get bopping ! 🚀
Let's get bopping ! 🥝
Let's get bopping ! 🐈
Let's get bopping ! 🥁
Let's get bopping ! 🌅
Let's get bopping ! 🗝️
Let's get bopping ! 📎
Let's 📭
get ⚛️
bopping ! 🙏
[---the next day---]
Speck: this makes me think of this
https://pics.me.me/hippity-hoppity-get-off-my-property-12387983.png
Onoma: wtf happened here
ikillu: why is kebab posting pictures of tech n9ne and saying "do you like my beard"
Onoma: because he's a troll
---
Juq: Onoma So how is your bot going?
The one that is meant to say "Do it, DAN !" everytime Yu-Ren speaks?
---
Juq: china does not have R
Sai: ask Yu-Ren >:D
Yu: what?
Sai: do Chinese has both L and R sounds? or just L?
Yu: Ren not Len, that is different
Juq: lol yu-len being thick as always
Sai: well that means they have both >:D check mate kebab
Juq: yeah stupidhead Onoma
checkmate kebab
what do you have to say here?
Onoma: what
Juq: you're wrong yet again
chinese has both L and R
sillykins
Onoma: but... i said they have both
Juq: you fop can't get out of this so easily
---
Sai: I just got an email from facebook...
I think Zuck is going insane
Juq: No, I'm not insane.
Sai
And don't pretend you're me, either.
I hate the website "Pretend you're Xyzzy, they must really fantasise about me."
---
Juq: hey guys I found Sai's facebook!
http://kurogetsusai.tk/
Sai: that's not fb -_-
Juq: .tk .fb it's all the same
Speck: i feel for that
---
Juq: oh damn it Sai you can't even throw yourself in the river to kill yourself in your game
programme that in now
Rikku: An Islamist wouldn't commit suicide
Are you not an follower of the Koran
Juq: Rikku Sometimes ALLAAH commands me to do things.
Things that are said to be FORBIDDEN in the QURAN.
This is the burden of being a prophet.
Rikku: Very well brother
---
Juq: Saiko Want to play Doom ?
Speck What to play Doom ?
Rikku What to play Doom ?
Onoma What to play Doom ?
Onoma: I don't understand the question

Juq: Sai Noone likes fantasy RPGs. You should stop making your game and start making a good FPS.
Speck: i like them
Sai: no one likes your stupif FPS you should remove your account on WL
Spock, you should play my game then! :D
http://kurogetsusai.tk/squirrel-tale
that's the game
Speck: what if i don't like squirrels
Juq: Speck Let's play Counter-Strike instead.
My cousin made it.
Speck: your cousin is Gaben?
Sai: gib monies
Rikku: Pekpek
Juq: shut up go back to uh Pinball if you want story in a game
yeah topclick to that
Rikku: Peacocks rule Squirrels drool
Onoma: Pinball is amazing game
Juq: Death marches aren't amazing.
Onoma Don't lie.
Onoma: Pinball rules CS drools
---
Carlos: "I hate it when people have happy relationships and marriages. I want to have their happiness destroyed." Tabby 2017
"Basically if humanity is happy with all problems solved without Felinism I will be unhappy"
Onoma: legit or made up quotes?
Rikku: Probably made up
I hope anyway
Juq: nope these are real
karl: >muh shekels
Tabby: Shekels rule.
Carlos: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/233826603233181696/300647733151399936/unknown.png
its my new bio
ikillu: Has autism gone too far?
Juq: "I'm in fact against human reproduction completely out of rage."
Onoma: Tabby: "Australian aborigines also have languages."
me: "Wow, really?!"
Tabby: "Yes it is a fact. All major human groups can speak."
Zef: https://i.gyazo.com/4cb71811f1580a88cb50379e65c0c798.png
Juq: The holy man is back.
I don't need a red pill. I have something which can't be compared to your stupid red pill, it's my optimism which I wholeheartedly believe in.
Sai: Lol you all and your blacklists. Do people honestly take things so seriously? It's the fucking Internet dude. Get over yourself and go jack off to release tension. Lmfao.
—Karma
Juq: Of course useful idiots such as leftists and Christians should be used. Cry to them and ask them to pay for your IQ enhancement. - Tabby on how blacks can improve their IQ
To have sex with a woman everyday is desireful, but also motivational. The reason why it's motivational is because penetrating the vagina of a woman can get a man craving for more, not only for sex, but also for work. If I would have daily sex, I would probably be ten times more motivated than without sex. I see sex as a fuel, which - if done well - can be a big factor in increasing your enthusiasm, both in your private life and public life. - my brother's motivational speech
https://i.gyazo.com/d62a76305e833a8a2634b8b7e7bf48b1.png
Ox: "our President is independent and doesn't belong to a party, you fucking screwhead that wanks off to Krauts. Speaking of Krauts you are wrong again. Krauts referred to German Soldiers in WW2 because of their uniform's colour, you drunk inbred of a goatfucker."
~Cata "edgelord" Cauda
"Lol, what is your definition of hard? Your errection when looking at men in skirts doesn't count.
"anarchy is a school without teachers"
~ Fissel the Adduti, 2017
Juq: "my non-reproduction is better for humanity than reproduction."
- Tabby
ikillu: his non-reproduction specificaly
Ox: "No offense but Neurotypicality really looks like a mental illness to me" ~ Tabby !
"In nature you either swim or sink.
For example Israel exists. That's not due to pity or mercy of non-Jews. Instead it is due to self-defense by Jews. "
Onoma: "^Intimacy should not be allowed to exist.
What's the purpose of intimacy? "
~ Tabby
"If I were black I would have been really popular with girls" ~ Tabby
Juq: "Tabby, if everybody lived like you, then they would go crazy. I think your standards, especially on sexuality, are too high for NTs." - The Cruelest
Ox: "optimism is the sword against terrorism" - Fissel the Adduti
How inspiring!
Juq: "Altruism is the shield against terrorism" - Muhammad the Adduti
Ox: "Why are you still in the thread, Belgian?" ~ Tabby
"Because you invited me are you stupid?" ~ Belgian
---
Onoma: enough of pop nostalgia shit from 2005
Juq: yeah we need to go back to the 1990s
Sai: nonono, to 14000 BC
Onoma: Silesia didnt exist in 14000 BC either
Sai: it did
poland didnt
Onoma: Sai don't exorciate Poland. We are one of the oldest human civilizations on Earth!!!1one
https://wiaraprzyrodzona.wordpress.com/2015/06/01/jestesmy-jedna-z-najstarszych-cywilizacji-na-swiecie/
Juq: Slavs needs enslavement.
Sai: I can't read polish, pls translate all that to a normal language
Chainsaw: >:[ you live in Poland and you can't speak Polish?!
Sai: I don't live in poolan >_>
Juq: yeah he lives in Armenian silesia
Onoma: he lives in Denial
---
Juq: Don't troll, "Chainsaw".
Sai is a Muslima.
Chainsaw: Sai is Muslim?
Onoma: Muslima
Chainsaw: The fuck is that?
---
Flutter: You know Jesus was a rapper
The first rapper
Sai: I thought he was the rapist
therapist *
Juq: well the only beings I know that can walk on water
are bugs that are so light that the cohesion of the water won't part to let them through
was Jesus a bug?
Sai: was jesus a spiderman or a reptilian
pony can't walk on water
why are you pony
Flutter: I can fly
Sai: some squirrels can fly too
Juq: Gliding isn't flying.
So don't lie.
Sai: ban kebabs!
squirrels are fast
Juq: nah I like bats more
🦇
Sai: kebab you are batshit crazy
heheh
good pun
Juq: I didn't find the pun very good.
Sai: >:[
then ban
---
Onoma: I also once ate a Snickers from school floor and nothing happened
Juq: Snickers?
Is this like those
"NIBBIT CHIPS" ?
I like NIBBIT CHIPS.
Do you like NIBBIT CHIPS ?
I like NIBBIT CHIPS.
Onoma: are you a "fabbet"?
Sai: wanna play Zeph's mafia game?
Juq: Don't invite me to Zeph's mafia game, anymore.
It's really disgusting.
Sai: https://discord.gg/ZCNF2HJ
Juq: I said don't invite me.
Are you cognitively dissonant, "Sai" ?
https://www.warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=13143959
Join it, "MS" !
Sai Join it !
ikillu Join it !
Zef Join it !
Xeno Join it !
Sai: how about no
Juq: I've concluded that you're a very stupid person.
@TJC Member Join it !
ikillu: you want to get STFU?
Juq: Don't censor ISLAAM.
[---i got muted---]
---
Onoma: I saw a beautiful photo of a FB friend on FB and I know I won't ever talk to her because I'm too shy
Zef: onny
you gotta be like me
when you think someone's hot
you either say it out loud or get the chloroform
Onoma: well I think that would need translation from onomish to human
Zef: dood
she's prolly a pole
if you can into polish
you can understand pretty much anything
Juq: nah
Zef: szzsszchzcchsczhczhsczhsc
Juq: best is to be come asexual
and live with tabby for the rest of your life
Zef: yeah !
Juq: in an asylum
Zef: end peacockism!

Onoma: pretty sure PC =/= laptop although it's only difference in size
Juq: PC = personal computer
as opposed to WC work computer or CC communist computer
or BC big computer
or MC microcomputer
---
Chainsaw: I'm an American
Juq: Are you from Brazil ?
Or from Argentina ?
Maybe from Mexico ?
Or maybe Canada ?
I like Ecuador.
Do you like Ecuador ?
I love Ecuador.
Chainsaw: I'm an American soilder and American like my father and my sister I will proudly stand and kill carlos!
Juq: But where from America are you?
Are you from Belize?
Or Chilé ?
Chainsaw: West coast
Juq: It must be Colombia.
---
Juq: GOOD MORNING IT IS 305 K and 13:26 HERE IN TAIYUAN [editor's note: ]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiyuan]
TODAY WE WILL BE REVIEWING OUR CINESE LESSSONS HERE
NOW THE WORD WE LEARN TODAY IS 啯啯友
啯啯 = ribbit (guagua)
友 = pal, guy, chum
Onoma: ...
I'm off
Juq: VERY AMAZING!
ONOMA DON't LEAVE
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE YOU WITH MY CHINESE LESSONS
SORRY DID I SAY IMPREGNATE?
I MEANT TEACH YOU HOW TO SAY RIBBIT IN KOREAN
OOPS I MEANT RIBBIT IN CHINESE
IT'S 啯啯
LET'S ALL PRACTICE TO SAY RIBBIT IN KOREAN
I MEANT CHINESE
啯啯
啯啯
啯啯
VERY GOOD LESSON
IT IS NOW 18:37 NOW IN SAPPORO AND NOW I'M LEAVING TO GO TO BE [editor's note: ]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sapporo]
TIME TRAVELS 12X AS FAST IN HAINAN, YOU KNOW? [editor's note: ]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hainan]
THIS CALLS FOR ANOTHER MONGOLIAN LESSON
I MEANT CHINESE
ВРЕМЯ = TIME IN CHINESE
I MEAN RUSSIAN THIS TIME
Onoma: that's an odd word for time
Juq: YOU'RE IN LUCK ONOMA
WE HAVE ANOTHER WORD
IN KOREAN
Onoma: 'czas' in polish
Juq: IT'S ПОРА
ОЧЕНЬ ХОРОШО, НЕТ ?
ПОРА ИДТИ = IT TIME TO GO !
VERY NICE
NOW MORE KOREAN LESSONS
Onoma: very nice
Juq: I MEANT BELARUSIAN
UH SO HOW TO SAY PANCAKE VODKA IN BELARUS
IT IS WORD YOU NEED VERY MUCH
Onoma: pancake vodka?
Juq: ГАРЕЛЬКА
YEAH
VERY NICE WORD, NO ?
I WILL BE TAKING OVER YU-REN'S DUTIES OF THIS SERVER BTW CAT JUG
Onoma: garelka... gorzałka! ooh another word in common. I love ukrainian
Juq: UKRAINIAN...
NO YOU MADE ME FORGET WHAT TONGUE I WAS TEACHING HERE
OH YEAH ENGLISH
IN ENGLISH YOU CAN SAY...
WAIT A MINUTE I'M NOT TEACHING ENGLISH
I WAS TEACHING KOREAN!
Onoma: yeah I don't remember what you're teaching anymore :/
Juq: SO IN KOREAN
THEY SAY INSTEAD OF THANKYOU
THE PHRASE GOES "CAN I EAT YOUR CATS?"
YOU SEE THEY HAD THE WHOLE 'TABBY' PROBLEM A LONG LONG TIME AGO
AND THEY DECIDED TO EAT THEIR WHOLE CAT POPULATION TO SOLVE IT
AND NOWADAYS IT IS CONSIDERED HONOUR IF YOU EAT A NEIGHBOUR'S CAT
VERY NICE, VERY SMART OF IT YEAH !
Onoma: ok, how much ГАРЕЛЬКА did you drink today? be honest
Juq: I'M YU-REN PAN
I LIVE IN MANILA
AND WE DON'T HAVE ГАРЕЛЬКА IN LUZON
WE ONLY HAVE UH PINEAPPLES
I ATE A LOT TODAY
DO YOU LIKE PINEAPPLES?
Onoma: yeah
on pizza it's good!
Juq: YEAH IT IS A VERY GOOD THING FOR OF IT NESS !
I LOVE PINEAPPLES
DO YOU LIKE LEMONS?
I DON'T LIKE LEMONS.
I HATE THE LEMONS!
LEMONS HATE ME!
Onoma: lemons are the best
Juq: WHY DO LEMONS HAVE WAR BUT WITH ME?
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
IT IS A VERY WEIRD
I WILL CALL THEM FROM NOW ON EJ5838
IT MEANS WEIRD FRUIT GUY
LOL 11
I ROASTED ALL LEMONS SIMULTANEOUSLY !
VERY NICE
I LIKE THAT A LOT
IN KOREAN
LEMON IS 레몬
(REMON)
I DON'T LIKE 레몬
I HATE 레몬
레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬레몬VV
I REALLY HATE THE INVASION OF 레몬 INTO PYONGYANG
DO YOU HATE THE INVASION OF 레몬 INTO PYONGYANG ?
THEY SHOULD STAY IN FILTHY BRAZIL AND NOT INTO KOREA !
THE STUPID 레몬
레몬 = LEMON
Onoma: Juq 幹你娘
Juq: I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE
I DO
UHHHHHH HOLD ON ONOMA
I WILL HAVE TO PROCESS THIS MESSAGE
THIS REALLY IS HITTING ME HARD
GETTING ME VERY EMOTIONAL
JUST WANT TO RESPOND RATIONALLY
ACK [editor's note: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/幹你娘]
GET THIS OFF MY THREAD
ZBD: gay
Juq: I DON'T LIKE YOU, DON'T COMMENT ON MY THREADS ANYMORE
Onoma: hi Semice
Juq: DO YOU KNOW HOW TO SAY DRAGON IN FRENCH?
DRAGON = DRAGON
WTF
IT WEIRD
IT THE SAME WORD !
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOCK IS GOING ON HERE ?!
ZBD: Hey Onoma!
Juq: hi ZDB
Juq: HIS NAME IS ZEROBLINDDRAGON
NOT ZDB
ZBD: Yes, I believe "dragon" is somewhat of a universal word... like "wow"
Onoma: in polish it's "smok" (like "smog" but non-voiced "g")
Juq: IN CHINESE DRAGON IS ЗМЕЙ
NOT AT ALL DRAGON
SO I HAVE REFUTED YOUR STATEMENT, "ZEROBLINDDRAGON"
ZBD: Yeah, I know nothing about languages. xD
Onoma: From Proto-Slavic *smokъ
Juq: 幹你娘 MEANS DRAGON IN RUSSIAN
Onoma: From Proto-Slavic *smokъ
Juq: ONOMA DON'T SMOKE
IT BAD
IT IS NOT 啯啯
IF YOU SMOKE YOU CAN NOT BECOME A 啯啯友
HA !
Onoma: ok
Juq: maybe I should not scare off the one time ZBD comes online to the Juggernauts chat...
ZBD: I prefer the Lynx+101st Discord... it's so much more mature and not elitist.
---
Juq: I'm teaching the class KOREAN
Yu: Hi everyone
Juq: HI
STUDENT
Onoma: hi Yu-Ren <3
Juq: VERY GOOD
SIT THE HELL DOWN YU-REN
YOU'RE LEARNING MONGOLIAN TODAY
Yu: It is 09:10 and 15°C
友 = Friend
Juq: NO FAFF YOU IT'S 1234 AND ITS 343 K TODAY
SHITE IT'S HOT
I MELT
RATS
ANYHOW
TIME TO LEARN KOREAN
벗 = FRIEND
VERY NICE
VERY NICE INDEED
I LIKE THIS WORD A LOT
동무
IS ANOTHER WORD FOR FRIEND
IT MEANS FRIEND
YU DO YOU LIKE THE KOREAN LANGUAGE ?!
Yu: no
Juq: CULTURAL ILLITERATE DETECTED
WE NEED TO INDOCTORINATE HIM
Yu: Chinese is better
Juq: BY TAKING HIM AWAY FROM HIS PARENTS AT BIRTH
AND BRINGING HIM UP IN KOREAN FAMILY
BUT THIS IS TOO LATE TO DO NOW
NOW WE ARE FOCK
SHITE
OH NO
CRAP
RATS
IT'S TOO LATE!
Yu: :/
Hey Onoma, what is the letter at the beginning of you nickname?
the b+p [editor's note: þ]
Juq: YU IT'S CALLED LITTLEDICK
Onoma: "th"
Juq: ONOMA RELATES TO THIS LETTER VERY WELL
THE LITTLEDICK
SINCE WELL
Onoma: I meant to write "the queen" like if it was Old English
Juq: YOU CAN GUESS WHY I BET
BUT FAILED HARD LOL
ONOMA DO YOU EAT BABYDICKS ?
Ox: Deary me
Juq: I THINK YOU DO
Yu: yeah, we all do
Ox: cwynn looks very Celtic
Onoma: it was "cween" actually
Juq: CWM MEANS DALE IN WELSH
HOLY CROW I'M TEACHING WELSH NOW
HOLY MACKAREL I SPEAK A BAJILLIMILLION TONGUES ALL AT THE SAME TIME
Yu: baby dicks?
Ox: what the hell are you high on
Juq: YOU SAID YOU ATE THEM YU-REN
DON'T LIE !
Ox: In much more relevant talk
It seems like Scotland will become free within the next 2 years !
Juq: nan nan nan nan nan
let's talk about
KOREA
Yu: no
Juq: it will be reunified in the next two years!
yeah !
very true!
believe it to 150% power?
---
Onoma: polish food does not need influx from french!
Juq: yeah !
Onoma: we have own words for own food
Juq: yeah like czort [editor's note: roughly "damn it", "hell", "crap"]
this word I learned a long time ago in polish cooking
you say "to je czort"
to everything
it means "a bit too much paprika on this one"
---
ZBD: If the Scottish do not vote "Yes" this time, I'm gonna flip...
Juq: ugh ZBD probably protested against reunification of germany I guess
Onoma: I agree. Belarus should go back to Lithuania.
Juq: back to Litbel !
lithuania is likely now the country with best relations with Belarus out of whole EU now anyway
and a long past together
many folk strongly want this in Belarus actually
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithuanian–Byelorussian_Soviet_Socialist_Republic
Onoma: The republic was dissolved after the Polish Army took over its claimed territory of eastern Lithuania during the Polish–Soviet War.
ooops
D:
Juq: :/
Yu: :/
Onoma: :/
Yu: so where is Korean
Juq: here is korean bitch
Yu: you are Korean?
Juq: 여기에는 한국의 텍스트! [editor's note: translated: Here is the Korean text!]
Yu: :v 我看不懂啦 [editor's note: translated: I can't read]
Juq: 나에게 부탁하고 몇몇 물고기 ! [editor's note: Do me a favor and some fish]
Yu: :v
Juq: :л
I've really got you this time, "Yu-Ren".
You have no responses to me.
You are dumbfounded, as they say.
Yu: but nobody talk to you
Juq: How does it feel, to be dumbfounded?
I'm not aware of the feeling.
Yu: only you speaking Korean
Juq: only you speaking Chinese
COUNTER-ROAST
---
Juq: too many folk on WL are a bit antisocial, either that, or gay
---
Rikku: Onoma I thought you had a girlfriend
Juq: he was talking about his cats :/
Xeno: lol he's not tabby
Juq: lol he once said that he hates tabby since whenever he sees his cats, he thinks of tabby a little and that annoys him
Carlos: same with me
Rikku: Tabby says he got warned for Meowing today
Juq: tshhh
I don't see what rule that would be breaking though
maybe "not making all players feel welcome"
Xeno: we should bring tabby back here
and put him in his tabby cage
Juq: I agree.
Onoma: not exactly
Sai: he has a waifu
and his waifu is Rikku
---
Yu: Morning, it is 08:48 and 18°C
Juq: That's Sir, to you
---
Onoma: You're disgrace to this server, Sai
Sai: YOU SEE ALL THOSE ROLES SAI??!!? THAT'S WHY KIDS IN AFRICA DIE
Onoma: it's because of people like you people leave the clan
Juq: Don't lie !
It's because of you, onoma
that 30 million folk do not exist anymore (Ukrainians) !
Onoma: I believe it was more than 30 millions...
---
Tabby: Sorry but your style is something I REALLY hate.
---
Tabby: Your trolling is a disease. I would rather have 100 exterminationists than 1 troll here since nobody can practice exterminationism here.

Juq: Warlight needs to be shut down. It's atheism is getting too disgusting.
---
Onoma: I saw you rudeposting on another discord
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/207302563039674368/265937754251198465/wgexorciation.png
Juq: Now this is what I call dexterity.
---
Juq: Des
what do you think of the ethnic slur
"OOGA OOGA ACKBAR" ?
Des: Jesus HMS Christ Xapy
Can you bit
Not
Juq: The whole Adduti Brotherhood are made of "Ooga Ooga Ackbarin".
Des: Like is it hard for you to be a decent human
Juq: It's a requirement to be a Muslim.
Des: I love that I can selectively ignore Sai and Xapy
Onoma: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/207302563039674368/265936400975790081/lolw3d.jpg
Juq: uh-oh des is not going to like that tsh
Sai: remove lechites
Karma: who is Xapy?
Des: A WarLight troll
Ignore him Karma
---
Des: For me who was the ass end of most jokes I grew a tough skin and don't give a fuck about people
Sai: sure sure Des, whatever xD
Juq: lol you give a lot of fucks about sai
and me
Des: I find you both far more annoying than I find myself
Sai: Des is the biggest fucks giver here
Onoma: you do give much fucks about people here though...
Des: Yes primarily MY people
Like Yu, Cat, Ox
---
Yu: that ej94bp6 offense me every time [editor's note: "ej94bp6" is what he called me as an insult...was burned hard on that one]
---
Juq: I don't hate or mislike Hebrews or blackskins and I don't think sai does, either.
Sai: I don't know how to explain this, but if you're speaking SIlesian, it's really easy to tell if someone's serious or not. If someone calls you gay and he acts aggressive, he's a bad guy. But when someone just says you're gay and laughs (laughs with you, not at you), it's not offensive or in any way aggressive, it's just a joke. :x
Des: No one here is Silesian
---
Des: Kebab isn't okay
The EU community has perpetuated it, into common use.
Onoma: "kebab" is a good word for good meal
Juq: "kebab" is not OK
ALL RIGHT
IT'S OFFENSIVe
IT OFFENDS ME HEAVILY
A QAZAQ
THAT@S NOT AOK
fdsahhljkgfjk sl'oda\
[ peghkt]ji;kw
i'[
m u#5yhpk€g
THAT'S NOT OK
MAKES ME VERY ANGRY
VERY RUDE
VERY OFFENSIVE
I THINK I'M GOING TO THROW UP
SO RUDE
---
Juq: How does it feel to lose, Des ?
I'm not aware of the feeling.
Des: I love losing
Clearly you are
You got suspended from WarLight
---
Juq: Let me expose the myth of "Ukraïna" to you.
Ukraine fell when the Felinists won the Siege of Kijów in 2008.
And since then
Felinists have overtaken Ukraine and renamed it Felidia!
---
Juq: I can decode it
Yu: ej94bp6
Juq: йэ23бп3
Yu: (su3dk3u3ru4vm4vu84fm4),(ao6u.3ej0 vu ).
(su31j4562k6ji3x:4zo4g6fu0 ).
Juq: 4км8икфм м
Yu: (ao6bp6vu:3xu3su3).
Juq: {]зк44
РМГНЙСНЙД
Yu: (su35k4ek7ej94bp6)!
Juq: гк49мр93эг
Sai: h30mô37fŏ8j3ō2
Yu: I can't decode this :x
Juq: as I forecast
Yu: You can't decode mine too -,-
Ox: aSbAcId_IeS_GfAgY
Yu: SAI IS GAY
---
Juq: I think Java is the most wielded today?
Yu: No
Sai: we need to end that java propaganda
to finally destroy java >:D
there was a boom for java in 90s, that's why most of the banks use java, they are still using the same software and they are stuck with it, because rewriting that code would cost too much money :v but java didn't work as well as they expected for desktop applications, it's pretty much dead in this field... there are some games in java, mostly because of Minecraft, but Java's performance is terrible, so they are not common, people also used to switch from PHP to Java to host their websites, but it was a bad idea and most of them are switching back to PHP (the new versions are better) or JavaScript (which has nothing to do with Java) or Ruby... the only major field dominated by Java is Android apps, because Google decided to use Java for Android UI... which was a bad idea too, now they are facing many problems with lags and poor performance, they are trying to optimize the JVM, but it's not working even near to the performance of pure C code xD (at least for me switching from dalvik to ART didn't change anything, except now multitasking is fucked up and the Launcher often crashes -,-)
Zef: mad cuz bad
java >>>>> ur php sht
Juq: yeah !
---
Chainsaw: You gone Sai?
Juq: It looks like we have purged this server of the fascists for now.
Another victory for Islaam !
---
Des: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/207302563039674368/266320763663941632/image.png
Juq: "im sorta crazy"
I'm sort of crazy.*
Looks like the grammar game is 3-0 Muhammad-Michelle.
Des: No one asked you to be a grammar nazi Juq
That's all you
Juq: Yes, I have to do it since noone else is.
"I have no idea what im doing"
"I have no idea of what I'm doing."
Grammar game 4-0 Muhammad-Michelle
I think Michelle is an atheist. Only atheists can have such a low level of dexterity.
---
Juq: My goal, as I have said before, is to ۞Islaamise Warlight۞.
Des: You're doing a poor job
You need more support
Juq: I will convert the Christians to the truth.
I agree.
The Adduti brotherhood is helping me.
@Ox
@Trixie
@Flutter
They are helping me spread Islaam.
Des: Trixie isn't even active
Juq: That's Sir Trixie, to you.
He was banned by Fizzer's atheist oppression, though.
It's really annoying.
Des: Trixie is actually a female
Juq: Don't lie, a female can not join a brotherhood.
So the proof is actually that he is a confirmed man.
But I admit it.
He's a new recruit.
He's not very good at spreading Islaam yet.
Come on here, Abdul !
Des: Leave TJC'S discord from whence you came
Juq: Des, soon I'll join TJC.
You should like me.
I will make TJC Islaamic.
As one of the first steps to making Warlight Islaamic.
Des: We had one of those already, his name was tabby
He eventually got locked in a cage and went batty
Then he left
The same thing will happen to you once you get connected to TJC and TJC'S logo
Juq: I tend to disagree.
I use nepotism on Sai.
It works very well.
Des: Sai is a very, dull lightbulb
Juq: Yes, and together we will Islaamise the clan.
Des: And together you and Sai will be stripped of power and thrown out to the wolves
Flutter: Don't exactly know why I was tagged
Juq; You should help Ox and me on our crusade.
Flutter: Nah I'm going now
ikillu: everyone talks here so much
Juq: important things to know
*Des thinks that Sai is #1 for TJC's alleged decline
*Des hates me, Sai a lot
*me and Abdul (Ox) are on a crusade against Fizzer since he's suspended me twice now
Onoma: well, there's one more, Juq is first person here that managed to infuriate Yu
Juq: Des needs to help us fight the West !
Des: More like I need to purge people off of warlight.
Juq: Des, we are going to purge all those who insult Islaam once Fizzer is converted to Islaam.
It will be very good.
Des: Fizzer is more likely to ban you
Juq: This will change when Fizzer becomes a Muslim.
Des: I dare you to ask him if he's Muslim in his next livestream
Juq: Fizzer is doing a purge of monotheists right now.
---
Des: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/207302563039674368/265867056862199808/image.png
Her puppy got the like imo
Zef: I'd tap both
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Des: If beastality is your thing
Juq: you know it is
---
Juq: Cat Juggernaut told me a while ago that it should be fine if I join with my alt , and so I linked him to my alt, but he hasn't gotten back to me
Sai: ok, looks like Cat is busy, cos he's been inactive for like 2 weeks now :x nobody in the Council has anything against you, so give me the link to your alt, I will invite you
Yu: can I against him? :3
Sai: um... you don't want him in the clan? :x

Sad to see you go, see you next time.

It would be a final touch if you manage to be banned by fizzer just before you leave

Goodbye infection





We're healed

I r8 8/8 See you next Tuesday

I'm sorry to see you go, brother.

I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say this: You are the beacon of hope in our dark world, like the Pharos Lighthouse of our times. Your inspirational, incorruptible values and ideals make you the best of the best and a true role model. You create unity within our tight-knit community. Without you, we all would be adrift, bitter imbeciles floating across Lake Kompienga
with no true leader to guide us through these trying times. A generation of Warzoners have been inspired by your words. Even your map has changed Warzone forever; whenever I see great maps such as Fort Harbor, Ursa:Luna, or The World of Tor, I can't help but see your style (Crna Gora's style) ingrained within them.

Thank you for what you've done brother. You may have retired from Warzone, but I can see you moving on to do great things, like when Michael Jordan left the Chicago Bulls to do great things with the Chicago White Sox organization.

Masalam!

Taran

That second to last conversation though.

I'd still hit both of them.

Or like when Kobe Bryant left the Lakers to become a role-player ball hog on the Lakers.

This thread is a prime example of going out with a bang. Love it.

Damn I'm going to miss Juqposting here. If he's not here, why even visit the forums tbh

Let the forums die. There is no rest for the wicked, there is no redemption for the lost soul.

Genghis is a 2/10 at best. Go to bed you Grade A muppet