Type the word "I", and then tap the middle box of the words that your phone suggests to you repeatedly

after 100 times, this is the paragraph that my phone has entirely "suggested" to me


I don't know if i was the only person who would have gotten the chance but she had a chance of a chance that the last time i would have been the best of all these years but the first thing that is it was that the time of year is the same as she is the first to play a piano she has no idea what about the music she has written for her and the most important part about her music she has to do is that the song has a lot to say to her she has no one else but to her is a genius and a very passionate about to music and music she has a very very interesting language she is very very good and i is very good to be a serious person you have a chance of getting your phone back to you when i has a little chance to get the back up and down to your phone


I don't like you dont but you have a chance of me to tell me what about the time she has a little more to do with your sister and you will be a better sister than a friend and she has no idea how much she is going on the same day as she has been the same as she has been the most important thing that she is the only one who is the most beautiful thing to me and you will make my day a little better she is a great friend a sister a friend of mine a very good person who would have a very very happy little bit about to be the one that she is and you are the only person that she has to do you mean she has to do it and you will be happy with you she said because you are the best and most beautiful things

(footnote: PHONE WTFFFFFF)

I have a feeling I'll have a good night on my mind but I'll probably not have any other app on the app anymore but it is a good game to use it and also the game is great for a player who can play the games on Facebook and using the mobile software software data backup hardware hardware and data service software software hardware data backup hardware hardware and data service software data online banking service data backup hardware hardware and software hardware hardware software hardware data backup hardware hardware and software hardware hardware software hardware data backup data data online banking service data data backup data service data backup.

I did tap the middle button 100 times but got more than 100 words.

Oops, wrong language :(

I mit der feier in den nächsten Wochen in den letzten Tagen ist die sind die isch ja gar ned und die isch doch nicht so gut und die sind die isch ja auch schon wieder so schnell gsi und denn hesch doch nicht mehr so viel zu müssen ist es isch doch schöön und die sind ja nicht mehr zu tun haben wir die sind die wo ist der bahn in der bahn ist es isch ja gar nicht so gut und denn die isch doch nicht so schnell wie hesch doch nicht so gut wie nie wieder zu müssen ist es nicht.

Schöön :D

Ok baby girl I'm just saying hi and see how you feeling any chance we have been trying not a problem for u It's the truth is the new black season finale tonight if you're still there or you want their own business is the one who can help with anything and you know that I'm just saying hi to your mom said you would have fun with you need anything else from your phone on silent I can do that was just thinking of u 😊

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Huh, I guess they trained this stuff on creepy PMs.

Windows Phone keyboard is also weird and so it just overwrote the "I" with "Ok" and ran out of suggestions after the emoji.

Edited 1/11/2018 15:22:28

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( loop of happy newyear goes on for somewhile )

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( loop of happy new year wishes continues)

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What this thread has shown us

Semicedevine -> Semicedevine somehows speaks perfect english. I suspect it's a glitch in his phone. Every phrase of his text indicate that he's an emotional and passionate person. It's perfectly possible he has a crush on some girl irl. He's also constantly talking in third person which may be because he tells a lot of his experiences to his friends or writes stories

DanWL -> DanWL sells propagenda for visitors to come to Warzone. He's likely the adminstrator behind the Warzone facebook page because he keep's telling how good the game is. Furthermore his life concerns mostly coding and developing software as those are the main words that get repeated. There's not a lot of diverse words (huh?) maybe he hasn't a lot of habits besides warzone. Warzone embodies Dan's life.

Muli -> Muli is a German speaker and mostly uses German communication. His words sound like the usual conversation with a friend. He's talking about how he loves to party and go out (presumably with a group of friends) but his next phrases are stuck in a loop and repeated over and over again. Further assumptions require more sources

MoD -> MoD is an evil elitist that has the courage not to submit to the fun

knyte -> knyte is your average creepy indian on social media. He's likely picking up young female strangers and says hi. His flirts are subtile and he wants to get down to passionate love vaction immediately. Likely he has one of the weirdest phone conversations we aren't aware of. He may have crushes on multiple girls who knows.

Belgian -> a great person. Many happy new year wishes means this boy has sent a lot of wishes to everyone on new year's eve. A lot of alcohol seems to dominate as well.

Edited 1/11/2018 22:21:40

Belgian did you take Psychology or something sticky like that? That, despite being very complex and uncommon, somehow made sense.

No. I never did. I also never showed interest for psychology. The explanation is very simple though. It's searching for clues and connections. Try asking the question: " why does this person use x a lot in his texts?" And you'll solve a lot.

@Belgian
You got mine quite close. One thing tough... I'm not an admin on WarLight/Zone's Facebook page. The text is how it is because I'm studying IT.

For some fun, try typing in the following into a search engine and note the suggested searches.

Why does my "x" ...

Fill in the "x" with brother, sister, father, or mother.

Firefox suggests that brothers lie, hate-me, & smell. Sisters lie, smell, hate-me, smell bad, & smell so bad. Fathers beat-me, hate-me, & put-me-down. Which is rather sad. Mothers annoy-me, hate-me, lie, love-me, put-me-down.

The only ray of light in the results would seem to be, that a sufficient number of people wonder why their mothers love them enough to cause the search algorithm to add the search to its suggestions. Perhaps the wonder is caused by the fact that they are lying, hating, and smelling up their siblings?

I am getting a new phone this week. I'll try it out. A fresh phone with no history should give a different result.

Kinda weird. I sorta talk about food a lot. This run on paragraph looks like something I'd say if I were 12 years old regurgitating my current thoughts while tripping on DMT.

I love the gingerbread house amp the amp all of the best things I’ve always had in a while and I’m so excited for the gingerbread house I am sure they will be ready to come over later and I have a good taste in the cookies amp cream amp cheese amp ice cran amp all day long day and day for a day or so long to be healthy and healthier for me to eat healthy food and drink amp eat healthy food and healthy amp healthier healthier food healthier amp healthy healthier amp unhealthy food healthy food and healthier healthier foods

Edited 1/15/2018 21:40:05

I am a crippled and I am global elite 2 and I am global elite 2 and I am global elite 2 and I am global elite 2 and I am global elite 2 and I am global elite 2 and I am global elite 2 and I am global elite 2 and I am global elite 2 and I am global elite 2 and

I'm not sure if I can make it to the meeting tonight but I will have to go to the store and get some rest and feel better soon and that is why I am asking for a friend to talk to you about it when I get home I will send you a picture of the week and I will be there at work and I will be there at work and I will have a look at the attached file of my resume for your reference and I will have a look at the attached file of my resume for your reference and I will have a look at the attached file of my resume for your reference and I will have a look at the attached

Actually I don't even use emoji or text/message girls (overwhelming majority of my friends are male, and I don't really try to pick up girls).

I'm surprised it generated that output, since most of my messages are about sports or something technical. Thought I'd come across as a dilettantish asshole, not a creep.

^Dude. That's because you are a great computer scientist instead of a degenerate peafowl.

I can do that for you and you know that I'm just saying hi and see how you can come to me I get to know that I'm a little while ago I get off work at least we know how I get off work and you need anything let him get away and he doesn't like the other night but not as good morning baby how you feeling ok I can you send that one time thing but you know how you feeling ok I can do that and then go get my message and the girls at least we know what time are they have been there before me lol and no you can come over here in town now and then you should get the chance and if I get a new car so you know what time you coming in tomorrow for my mom said that you have fun and games till tomorrow morning and I'm gonna do this weekend so far away are y'all going back in and then go home to you and the girls I guess we get home so if you're going through the door open source products are now a good night and it would make you happy birthday bro I'm going back home and I'm going back home from a friend and my phone died but she didn't have my own car I get a new car for my birthday party on Sunday night at least we have the same way you want the kids I get to the house and we will see you tomorrow night or this weekend so far away are y'all going on the phone 😊

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I can try again with first or third suggestions later, because this was underwhelming.

Edited 1/16/2018 22:49:16