I know enough to order food or ask for the nearest brothel in french, italian, japanese and chinese (probably missing 1-2 more)

conversational in spanish and thai

learning english

I've been raised up in a dialect. I've always had trouble speaking Dutch :s. I was taught French at age 9. English at age 11 and German at age 15. I'm fluent in all 3 of them. Thanks to our spectacular school system in Belgium I also took Spanish classes for 1 year and extra german classes

If each state in the US had a different language we'd all speak 5+ languages fluently too.

But instead we had the brains to all speak one language so we can spend our time in school learning things like engineering and finance. And thus, we have the world we live in today. Americans mostly speak just English, but we rule the world.

@Cyclone Jet Armstrong you make me geographically confused. Judging from all those languages it's hard to tell from which region you truly are. I'm guessing Karnataka?

@DesertFox Man, if I had to list any foreign words I remember from a song. This'll be a incredible long list as well..

@Shred, Hi can I fix your rubix cube does not count as Hungarian but at least it's good small talk

conversational in...thai

We all know that you have a thing for traps

Edited 2/14/2018 23:43:40

1. english
2. beginner in esperanto

We all know that you have a thing for traps

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I can say omae wa mou shindeiru, so I guess that means I know Japanese.

nani

- Italian (mothertongue)
- English C2
- French B1
- Norwegian B1
- German A2

And i can sadly understand 90% of that shitty Spanish language

kurwa skurwysyny

I OИLУ SPЭДК БЭLДЯЦSIДИ

@Belgian Gentleman

I was born in Karnataka, grew up in Andhra Pradesh and Tamil Nadu, currently in Uttar Pradesh. Really can't say where I am from,but can say I am from India :P

india, the mystical land with 20% of earths population and the GDP of Puerto Rico.

^LOL nope. The GDP of India is much larger than that of PR.

German (Mother Tongue)
English (Pretty well, although mostly used on the internet)
Spanish (learned in school but not that good anymore)

"^LOL nope. The GDP of India is much larger than that of PR. "

I guess jokes are beyond your comprehension. Even if exaggerated the idea stands.

The US has 8.202x India's GDP.

India has 4.098x the US's population.

The US's GDP per capita is 33.612x that of India.

California has a higher GDP than India.

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include the english-gibberish creoles in your lists everyone!

Edited 3/5/2018 17:23:19

I also speak 48 01100101 120 61 01100010 105 6E 01101001 99 61 01101100 but I have to decode and encode most characters automatically. The English name for that language is what I call Hexabinical.