I just wanna see peoples thoughts on Israel. Please no arguments, this Thread was made just for people to share their thoughts on the Israeli-Palestine dispute.

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I'm personally a fan of the 317,000,000-state solution.

I'm personally a fan of exposing the AIPAC scoundrels for corrupting American foreign policy in favor of their little desert tribe which is nothing but an ungrateful little parasite that complicates an otherwise peaceful geopolitical situation.

The whole scenario is one great fuckup due to lack of any amount of foresight, and I don't see any logical way to fix it.

whoever's wee smells stronger gets the land, since we're all ooga booga this is my land we marked it

>foresight

the JEWS foresaw that Israel would complicate Western foreign policy

On one hand i hate muslims, on the other hand i hate jews just as much...hard choice tbh.

EDIT: NVM Belarussian is right.

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Israel and just Israel, Palestine had their chance to create a state in 1939, 1947, 1979, all throughout th3 1990's(Olso agreement), 2000, and 2008. They refused so many fucking times it's a Goddamn joke that it's still a debate, especially when the refusal's turned to war twice(Six Day war and that other one I'm too lazy to look up the name of).

Spoiler alert, if you demand I share my dinner, and then refuse it several times because it isn't the exact way you want it, I'm just gonna let you starve.

Make war.
Humans have settled their disputes with war since the beginning of civilisation and longer. So why not now?

^, but i gotta ask i thought you were
anti- war?

Cat's like Cata have no opinions on such matters, have you ever watched a cat in it's daily life? When another cat is nearby, the odd's are 50/50 that they'll either Lounge next to eachother for the next hour, or have a brutal clawfight to the death.

an otherwise peaceful geopolitical situation.

Are you stoned?

You don't know what I'm talking about you high motherfucker. If Israel didn't exist the entire issue would be solved.

I support a 3 and a half state solution. Gaza, Israel, Palestinian West Bank and Israeli West Bank (autonomous region of the Palestinian West Bank)

Gaza has de-facto independence and a de-facto military. And if they shoot anymore missiles into Israel then they get their humanitarian aid cancelled.

The West bank is more complicated. With Jews and Palestinians living on top of one another the easiest solution is to make the West Bank an independent state and give the Jewish settlements autonomy like the Republic of Srpska in Bosnia with their own military, police, laws, and bases.

Bosnia is certainly not a success story but violence is lower than in the West Bank. Additionally, Israel will have a mutual defense treaty with the new Jewish Autonomous region in the West Bank. An attack on the Jewish settlements or any attempt to kick the settlers out would be met with a military response from Israel.

Jerusalem will be the undivided capital of Israel and the Israeli military has the right to mass surveillance of both Palestines to combat terrorism and to hunt for terrorists in both Palestines. This way the Palestinians get their state and Israeli's security concerns are relieved.

Make Palestine/Israel a British colony again lol.

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With Jews and Palestinians living on top of one another

I know the situation's complicated, but that just seems a bit impractical. I'm not sure that Israelis are actually on top of the Palestinians. Are you mad?

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