The usual list goes something like this:

1. MoD for being a catastrophe
2. MotD for asking me for photos of dead folk
3. Xenophon for hating the muzzrats
4. kicorse for hogging the #1 spots on all the ladders
5. wally balls for not having the balls to properly expose the elitists (that is, sexually)

But I'm interested in the fresh new talents. These guys are mostly inactive after all. Who's f***ing over who nowadays? This list's old as heck.

Trolls not welcome. I want some coherent responses.

I nominate myself and Heyheuhei for being the least reliable players you can get for MD events.

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1. TWorst - the nickname says it all
2. Min34 - not even "MASTER" the noob clan wants to pick him up
3. Xenophon - leader of "MASTER" noob clan
4. Žuqtyrw and his brother
5. Buns157 - can't even get his 3v3 ladder trophy. Completely washed up dinosaur

https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=10352780

Can we push me up to Number 1 please

Gui

Well, if we're not talking about diplos:

1. Clint Eastwood
2. Clint Eastwood
3. Clint Eastwood
4. Remove Kebab
5. Clint Eastwood

1. Pardon
T2. Me
T2. Xenophon
4th. Jefferspoon
5th. Buns157 (as influenced by Willy)

THE TungstenTrex for spamming every game chat with his autistic outbursts

Emporer Augustin I for joining every game available then never taking his first turn

Someone's salty