Hey Everyone!

---

We in The Seven Kingdoms/The Schoolgirls Kindergarten seeks recruits!
Over you can see a picture of some of the core members of the clan:
me/John John Snowson, Redonis Stormborn, Killa Lannister, Jaime Horsister and Riko Impo
We have a lot to offer, seriously!

• Permabanning trolls only to let them back in again
  
• A PR league featuring players of all skill levels (including diplo guys that attacks neutral 2s with a 1 and a 2 on SR) except top tier
  
• An active community
  
• Some really good humor
  
• Some really bad humor
  
• A Certified Nationalist Serbian Clan Leader
  
• Drama
  
• Discord Server, with its own channel for dank memes and over 3000 "no u" messages
  
• Players willing to learn, teach, spar and play strat
  
• A Discord Casino, where you lose nothing real but can still cry about your poor luck!
  
• A Small Council frequently abusing their power
  
• The list can go on forever
  
• Im writing this point to show that we have an abundance of shit going on

You name it, we got it all. Except one thing: YOU!

---

Requirements:

• Be active
  
• Have a discord account, if not we will help you create it
  
• Want to learn
  
• Support Serbia over Kosovo
  
• Your Soul
  
• Know a little bit about Game of Thrones, though thats not really important

---

Current Main Events:

• JJJs two timed flopped Strat Teaching Server
  
• Penguin vs Seagull War
  
• Clan League 10
  
• Diplos Diplos Diplos
  
• Those weird discord map games
  
• Some weird communist propaganda
  
• Redonis love for anime tiddies
  
• A 2v2 Rise of Rome Tournament that Killa forced me to play

---

We are sponsored by:

• Thomas The Dank Engine Remixes
  
• Waco Investments
  
• Feeder clan to CORP, who took our only good player.

---

Joining:
If youre interested to join, contact any clan members, but preferably John John Johnson, Redonis [CREW], Dr. Killa, Rikolis or Darkhorse.
We are primarily interested in those of you who wants to learn to improve as strat players tho, youd be appreciated. Though dont be too good, might hurt my ego.

PS: THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER SO FOR GODS SAKE NO SWEARING!
Sidenote: Killa might kill me for doing this

H E C C

Okay, so it's ya boi Red here, and this time I'll do something productive for once, here I'll be telling you guys about the dank ass strat teaching of TSK.

So you guys know that we are a bunch of shitty ass diplo players (Except JJJ-sempai, Gosh I love him so much), so most of our strat teaching will be done by JJJ since he is like the only good player here in TSK (I wanna be wined, dined, and sixty-nined by you JJJ-sempai). So you see JJJ has this really nice method of teaching people that he names P I L O T I N G (I love being controlled by you JJJ-sempai ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) and he has this really awesome place where he put all of his K N O W L E D G E of pro-ness so we can see and learn from his awesomeness (You are so awesome JJJ <3)

We also have teaching games where a better player will rekt you and then teach you on where you did wrong, this is mostly done by JJJ of course (TEACH ME HARDER JJJ). We also have some semi-decent players within our clan like Killa (Our favorite Serb King), me the weeb, and a few others i won't mention cuz i'm lazy.

tl;dr JJJ is amazing and we should all be his fanboy (Notice me pls JJJ-sempai)

K thx for reading bai and I love you forever JJJ <3 <3 <3

Edited 5/1/2018 11:15:18

Stop bumping thread, 1 post is all that is needed

Edited 5/1/2018 11:17:24

Was editing post smfh, the last post was spam, this one is something

Bump

Ps all cap threads are illegal!!!!!

So as long as we have a Discord and support Serbian independence from Kosovo, we can get in?

That is correct, wait a minuteeeeeeeee SERBIA IS NOT PART OF KOSOVO, THIS IS BLASPHEMY!

I kind of want to join this clan for the banter.

Yes, join this clan, we totally have a lot of banter everyday, and we are totally not discussing about anime tiddies cuz who would do such a thing amirite?

@platinum

Hi!
Very nice of you to consider this clan, however I must point out one requirement that I forgot to mention:
Bootrate
Sadly your bootrate is too high to join TSK, and we currently cant be sure if youre actually a serious player on Warzone or one stopping by every now and then, but doesnt really do a lot for the community.
This, combined with your recent boot in Clan League 10 makes you ineligible for our Clan, as we have no bootrate leniency.
Once you can prove youre a serious player on Warzone, please feel free to apply again!

Kind Regards,
JJJ

6.9% bootrate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

This thread gonna get deleted once a moderator finds it. It's all caps for a title. RIP.

SERBIA IS NOT PART OF KOSOVO

@Red: that's what I said. Serbia is an independent country and not a Kosovar province.

So can I get an invite?

Wow this is glorious. I think any new player who saw this would instajoin. Too bad newbs never read the forums...

TSK forever <3

this cannot possibly be good for masters reputation: https://www.warzone.com/MultiPlayer?GameID=14025312

i am laughing so hard right now after watching this game.

This game is so old that JJJ was in CORP at that time :)

This thread turned into more of a shitpost than a recruitment post tbh

@90\(°°)/ no obviously not

Feeling sorry for timinator, silly to lose a game to a noob :/