[BMS] is looking for hundreds of new members. I am the leader of the this clan. This makes me all-powerful, or, at the very least, it gives me a pretty good psychological boost.

Rules to Initial Membership:

- First, add [BMS] to your name. There are no restrictions to initial membership. All REGL members who lose more than 50% of their games are honorary members.
- Second, [BMS] should not be confused with BMW or PMS. If you confuse us with them, henchmen will be sent to deal with you.
- Third, use the photo of our [Great Leader](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Jeffs) as your image.
- Fourth, go back and reread Rule 2 and Rule 3, but read Rule 3 second and Rule 2 third.
- Fifth, upon initiation you will learn that [BMS] is an autonomous secret society. Our rules, rituals and laws should not be disclosed to outsiders. Fail to follow this rule and, most assuredly, henchmen will be sent to deal with you.
- Sixth, our clan has two levels: [BMS], your level; and [AM], my level.

I haven't really gotten involved with the Warlight community at this point. What does it joining a clan entail?

To be honest, I would be more than willing to join if it meant a few games against you. Or indeed, anyone who I could learn from while playing. :)

Cool. I just joined Warlight today. I'm in! But I don't want to add that man's picture as my image. That's creepy.

Ok, I'm willing to help any [BMS]s in a game.

I'm going to have to take you up on that.

OMG, that thread is such a total win, lol :)

ohhh my ... lol

do you have ranks? I would join if your clan, if it has ranks, that give me authority over others. You should make ranks like the US Army, or US Marine Corps or something equally cool. I would join if I can start with at least 2nd leutnant or warrant officer. I would also add the picture if i can start as second in command, I would report only to you, okay?

Myhand, you can't join this clan. You would have to join [AM].

This actually made me laugh

I would join but my girlfriend has already made me join [PMS] so I must decline.

Being a BMS was easily one of the best things to happen to me on Warlight. Gui gave me some great advice and training for the 1 v 1 format. For anyone who wants to learn from a pro, it's pretty clear what you should do.

In accordance with [AM] myhandisonfire's suggestion, we will have ranks. And since that guy a while back with the Japanese ranks was so cool, we will use the hierarchy of the classical Chinese world as our ranks, with a Maoist term as the lowest rank and James Bond numbers (because that is super cool too).

007 β王 β King
006 β公 β Duke
005 β贵 β Aristocrat
004 β士 β Scholar
003 β农 β Farmer
002 β工 β Worker
001 β商 β Merchant
000 β走狗 β Running-Dog

Members can all pick their rank, since the ranks are all amazing and you know your β男人 life better than I do.

does this make people named duke instantly dukes?

Yes, they are honorary members too. And the dozen or so 007 players out there are also honorary members.

The same goes for anyone with the name Farmer.

I like to play warlight whilst wearing the wifes' underwear, would this disqualify me?

No, Mike, that actually qualifies you! Welcome aboard!

Sweet, honorary member of good rank. Does that mean you will give me advice in our Ladder game Gui?

As a BMS, it is your nature to give way, so just surrender right now and call it a game.

Awesome, I loose 100% of my games, and I'm a member of [REGL]. I can't tell you how honored I am to be a part of your clan, I feel so loved. You know what we need in these forums though? More threads about how much a select few people (about 4 from what I've seen) despise clans and anyone who's a part of them. That would get more people interested in the game, more people reading the forums, not be a waste of anyone's time, and also have a positive effect on the Warlight community as a whole!