szew, he was just joking. actually, that was probably the least dickish comment gui has posted here in the last month.

fine i will stop 2 ppost was enough fun like in the raps
p.s wat about utililighter writing f u in big bold words and the whole word don't think it has been delleted

i never meant any of those raps for the record gui is a great player GUI FOR PRESIDENT OF WARLIGHT.

And X is a diplomat. Though the DSK type: must all your random attacks be as sexual as dick and douche? Before your attacks were weekly, most saying "Gui doesn't know how to have fun. He cares too much." Since I surrendered against you in a 1v1 tournament on turn 0 bc I don't play games with fools, your attacks have become almost daily, and all rather sexual or visceral in nature, devoid of meaning other than "I don't like you." Very odd. I bet you're some scrawny computer guy who can't play sports and doesn't know how to fight. I'd love to put on some boxing gloves and just destroy you.

Robin, I've never seen you beat a good team with a weaker team. That's all. Do that and you're the man. I still don't know what 11 refers to.

Iron, you boot me at 5 minutes second turn in a 10v10. You'll always occupy a warm spot on my blacklist.

11 refers to Phil Hellmuth the poker brat...

:)

A) Those were terrible raps. I cannot do better, but Jesus Christ on a cracker those were terrible. Not the vulgarity, that is fine. I prefer my rap as vulgar and stereotypical as possible. But seriously, guys, just stop. As a fan of rap music (Dirty 3rd Coast for life, son!), it hurts me in my heartbone.

B) Gui, why threaten to fight people? There are plenty of people in China who would honestly love a chance at it. And by China, I mean real China, not Taiwan.

[Urgh](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyber-bullying)

gui i didn't get your last post only the bottom also i was new when i booted you also i have stoped you probally could beat me since you are most likely older but i don't like fighting and more grown and stronger than me.
the tourney i was outplayed by you also the attacks i just wanted them to rhyme and dick rhymed with a lot of things.

i don't think any one is getting cyber bullied

so gui let us just end this

GUI, my high-school, cheeleader sister could probably kick your ass. You talk abotu how other people here are just nerdy computer guys sitting behind their computer who can't do anything...but by your logic you are the same. "I'd love to put on some boxing gloves and just destroy you." ha. next you're going to be telling us that you "have our IP addresses" and are "going to come find us". You're clearly nothing but talk.

p.s. I'm from America, and I'm an avid history buff. Red China =/= "Real China"

Dispite having it explained right in the beginning, I think some people don't understand the context of this thread.

Thank you for the clarification Gui, since you obviously think I am only able to sit back and wait for my teammates to do all the work for me I'll watch out in the future not to burden any of your teams with my presence. I will also try not to be a burden in our present tournament. Obviously you are right that teamplay abilities should be measured when you play with mediocre/bad players against the best since teammates will always follow good advice as we saw in a recent Europe Warlords tournament... Also you should know I always wait for my teammates to tell me what to do on the team chat, since, as we stated before, backriding is my hobby. I am very sorry for my behaviour, I'll try to avoid joining any team games with good players in the future since I don't want to be dragging them down with me... With that in mind from now on I will try my best to just look up to you and other Godlike players, I'll try to feel the warmth emanating from their glow. You know, since I can't fly, I am just trying to be close to birds...

yeah gui, you probably could beat me up. however, you are a grown man with a family and a life, and you feel the need to fight me, which means i am clearly the victor in this battle of wits. at least youre sticking to being a keyboard warrior rather than a perpetrator of domestic violence, i guess.

ps. i did not create the english language, and i did not decide to use sexual terminology to invent insults, you bucket of santorum milked from the anus of a transexual whore.

Wow...another thred full of insults and for once it wasnt Gui who started it...

Wow. Dirty language to the extreme! Eagle, in which way is "Red China" (I use quotation marks because I have never seen people as devoted and serious about making money as the Chinese) not real China? It's the glorious People's Republic of China, man! Created by the great Chairman!

But seriously, guys, with the language. I don't really like Gui myself, but I think stooping to disgusting insults like that just makes you look bad. At least when Gui is being an asshole, he has the courtesy to do so in a somewhat rational way.

First things first man you're fucking with the worst
I'll be sticking pins in your head like a fucking nurse

I am really disappointed myhand's funny and inventive idea ended up like that... I hate inflation whether it is currency or forum posts...

Eagle/X, "I'd love to..." Key word *would*. I never will. I couldn't be bothered to. I don't really care. But, if I woke up one day and some guy showed up at my door and said: "I tracked you down, Gui, I am [WM] X. I have a boxing ring set up outside. Take these boxing gloves. They fit you, I did my research. Meet me in one hour downstairs." ...Yes, "I'd love to" do an Ali impersonation within the hour.

Speaking of Ali: People of his time either loved him or hated him. He was either funny or obnoxious. But he was harmless, bc he didn't take it too seriously. The people who disliked Ali most either were very traditional or took themselves too seriously.

Szewen, beat a better team with a weaker team and my impression will change.

3v3 Europe has six basic types of players:

- 4: Top players (TP): there are only 5 or 6.
- 3: Great players (GP): there are maybe 20 or so.
- 2: Really good players (RGP): there are many.
- 1: Players who win at least 49% of their games (49ers, I like football)
- 0.5: Players who win 39% to 49% of their games (40s)
- 0: Everyone else.

Expected Results of Games:

- Add there values to see which team has more 'points' and that team is expected to win.
- 1 TP + 1 GP + 1 RGP = 9 pts. They are more or less equal to 3 GPs (also 9 pts).
- 3 TPs (12) > than any other combo.
- A caveat: if a better player dictates the moves of a weaker player throughout the game, the categories become blurred.

Based on my games with you Szewen, you are a 3 at best (Saladin's setting you up and beating you in your isolated 1v1 only confirmed this). We are something like 6-3 when on the same team (if you were a 4 we'd have lost at most 1 game). I am something like 11-5 against your teams overall. When your team is expected to win, you win. When the teams are even, you lose. When my team should win, I win. Though in 3 of the games you were expected to win, my weaker team was on the verge of winning and only lost bc a teammate misplayed at a critical moment: if I were filling the team chat with my commands as if I were a puppeteer, we would've won. But being a puppeteer isn't fun. A suggestion here or there is all I do, without insisting that my teammate is wrong and thereby holding up the game 10-15 minutes 2-5 turns in a row (something I've noticed you've done multiple times): forcing the other team to wait so long is disrespectful/selfish in real-time; demanding that a guy (who joined just to have fun) must make every move I want him to make is also disrespectful. I have my real-time games' autoboot at 8 minutes for a reason: 8 minutes is enough to discuss and make the moves. If you need more time, you should be booted. If you are away, the game is either already decided (and surrenders happen) or neither team has an advantage (and we vote to end). Not all games must be won or even finished. Fairness is most important.

But since you join TPs (4s) to win tournaments as a basis for you to presume that you are a TP (4), it makes me feel exploited, which isn't fun. A few weeks ago I told myhand I will never again join your team in a tournament. You have compared what you do to what I do. It is not the same. You determine who the best players are and then join their teams or call for them to join your teams. They just want to play, have fun, be polite. So they join. When I have "Dream Teams" in tournaments, it is bc I wanted to play with my best friends on WL: the guys I've played most with, know their real names or backgrounds, joke with, have real conversations with. It is just a way to chat more with them, making the game itself a social arena. Your "Dream Teams" are all about winning.