Should I be Catholic or Orthodox? Catholics have cool monastic warrior orders and papal infallibility, but Orthodox have cool esoteric schema cloaks and a larger myserteous canon.

Catholics have one pope, Orthodoxes have nine, there's no debate here

Does it really matter

Just follow the bible if you believe in it

DUDE THAT'S TERRIBLE ADVICE!
THIS IS BUFFALO!
HE'LL ONLY pICK THE DUMB STufF IN IT AND TAKE IT WAY TOO LITERALLY

mormon

remember the pope is a homosexual, also don't fall for the Orthodox trap.

^^WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

Are you the pope?

Orthodox and Catholic are both acceptable. You're already on the right track rejecting protestant shit and (much worse) cults like mormonism, jehova's witnesses, etc.

Hmm given your posting patterns why not go for Tengriism (or Fetishism) and take advantage of the Secondary Religion (or Cult) mechanic? You get a lot more flexibility that way.

Am I wrong or are all the Zoroastrian gods little imp sized creatures?

>Christianity

Why not convert to the true religion of thy forefathers? http://piereligion.org/

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@sound_of_silence, they think i'm a descendent of cain. no thanks.

@Nogals, explain.

@knyte, whats even the point of having a religion if you have no ancient scripture? how can their religion be divine truth if it only applies to central asian tribe people? ive already determined that i will openly join christianity and secretly join scientology

I think I might choose Catholicism because,

1) They are responsible for evangelizing the world. Meanwhile Orthodox just stayed in their homelands.

2) The Pope is the biggest spiritual leader in the world.

3) Catholics have an actual sovereign country but the Orthodox pentarchy has been conquered by Muslims.

Also you don't have to get your dick cut off to join christianity so there's that

Both religions got over the fact that the Earth is a sphere. So you might encounter some serious inner conflicts there.

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1), not really they converted the tatars, and precisely speaking it is difficult to determine a religion's homeland really, not long ago the baltics still have their romuva religion before the orders came.

one of pentarchy is rome so it's not really conquered by muslims, and other three cities bar constantinople is not really populated by orthodox, but rather than chaldeans (antioch), jews (jerusalem) and coptics (alexandria), i know there are some ppl that would group chaldeans and coptics into orthodox but there are still some differences between them and orthodox i think.

Knowledge of a spherical earth was known to classical man, and it was Christian western men who pioneered astronomy.

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