Furious Logan:
Can't stop bumping (his) threads. Keeps writeeng in Engleeseh.

I'm describing all of you as badly as I can!

Maayan:
Funny cute guy with good skills but spies on clans and angers people easily. He also leads a couple clans and if you get to know him you might like him because he's one of a kind and knows a lot about the community of warzone.

Nauzhror:
Smart, blunt, opinionated, and good player, but sometimes is too harsh and fails to hit 1st on ladder. I have mostly had positive experiences with this guy, except for one time that he insulted me on discord for my sometimes rude style of banter.

Siema:
Also known as Bored of Warzone. He is one of the strangest people I have ever met, but fun and a very good player when he's focused. One time him after winning a RoR game, him and I spammed public chat with nonsense for what felt like an hour, while claiming to be birds.

Forum Users:

Furious Logan:
When I first saw Furious Logan's posts I thought he was literally retarded, but after watching him on his streams I began to like him. He's not stupid at all, he just likes to shitpost. Why does he do this? Maybe he's bored or it helps his streams gain traction. All I can say for certain is I like his streams and he's interactive with his audience.

Wulfhere:
Honestly have no problems with this guy. He seems smart, but he's definitely too right leaning for many people's taste.

Sephina:
A shitposter, but he's one of the strangest shitposters I've ever seen because he will shitpost without seeming as if he's actually trying to shitpost. He just writes low quality messages, but mixes in a few decent threads here and there.

IRiseYouFall:
Friend of mine, acts lowkey trollish at times (like me) but in a good way, and he's a good player and very fun to talk to. He also joins my clans with alts, which is fun for clan RT games and forums.

The Last Kiss:
I don't know this guy, but I like him. Makes well thought out intelligent posts often.

Japanball:
Makes pointless threads and is in a clan I disrespect for being useless.

Wednesday:
This is Karl? I'm guessing. Seems like an okay guy, a bit right wing, but fine. Opinion of him is same as Wulfhere.

MrTrolldemort: This player isn't a troll, and he doesn't shitpost. He seems alright to me.

Will add more later D:

Edited 8/20/2018 16:44:56

Toua Tokuchi: puts his threads in the wrong forum section ;)

Edited 8/20/2018 13:40:43

The Last Kiss:
I don't know this guy, but I like him. Makes well thought out intelligent posts often.

This is Nauzhror's alt.

You have to appreciate the irony of two of Warzone's most prolific alt users (Pichu and Nauzhror) running into each other on threads and not realizing whose alts they're arguing against when to everyone else it's entirely obvious.

^ Ok. Thanks for letting us know.

wew double trouble

Edited 8/20/2018 15:48:51

lol knyte

Rikku: A unique player who mixes occasional trolling and shitposting with being an actually valuable strat player and community member. Plays well and is active and well known in the community and participates in clan leagues.

Edited 8/20/2018 16:43:00

yeah, cats is useless, but there's worse
polandball and felidae come to mind.

Teddiursa: Really nice, but has a weird anime clan
Sephina Nighy: The second best skranker ever seen
Ox the Autist: Autistic Ox
te furryass lagon: Annoying idiot
(((Tabby Juggernaut))): Crazy guy. Mentally unstable, but made the fora great again. Would be great to have him back, I miss him
Bane: Deals with Loogna really well
Fisser: snoke from the return of the last sith lord
Fizzer: Actually a real person; Spelt with two z's.

They don't shitpost as much as they offend people with their opinions I think. I could be wrong but this is just based off of what I've seen. I haven't been active on the forums until recently.

@squiggles: Note the word badly in the title.

I don't need to describe any of ya'll badly, you all already do a great job of being the lowest of filth.

Cowboy: A slightly snobbish homosexual who is a right winger in my fan fiction.





P.S. That was a joke. I don't write fanfiction.

lot said

te furryass lagon: Annoying idiot

no your the Annoying idiot :-)

Bane: Deals with Loogna really well

no he just dowvotes my stuff even if its good.

You don't even know who I really am, right?

https://www.warzone.com/Profile?p=6442833779

good thing i reported you so you might need to get an alt soon my chalkboard.

Fisser: snoke from the return of the last sith lord
Fizzer: Actually a real person; Spelt with two z's.

fizzer is fisser but your post was funny(kindof)

Furious Logan:
When I first saw Furious Logan's posts I thought he was literally retarded, but after watching him on his streams I began to like him. He's not stupid at all, he just likes to shitpost. Why does he do this? Maybe he's bored or it helps his streams gain traction. All I can say for certain is I like his streams and he's interactive with his audience.

um ok so lot said here but i think it sums me up well.

He's not stupid at all, he just likes to shitpost.

yea sometimes l like to joke a bit thats all it is but yea most times i am serious.

Why does he do this? Maybe he's bored or it helps his streams gain traction.

sometimes i might be bored but sometimes i like to be funny or i want players to make a serious reply to my joke and to talk about how it would workout in the real world. like this one(https://www.warzone.com/Forum/309675-fisser-snoke-last-jedi)

All I can say for certain is I like his streams and he's interactive with his audience.

yea well said i think that sums me up.

"The furryass ligma" says "your the annoying idiot".

Irony level 100

I think the way lagoona wrote out the post describes him better than any of us ever could.

This player isn't a troll, and he doesn't shitpost. He seems alright to me.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Remember this the next time you say I don't ever shitpost :P

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

troll calm down or are you a troll?




lol

hmmm that's a good question logan. What do you think?

I guess I just had this...angry urge or something. To write such a long and detailed paragraph like that. With such personal details about my army career as a Navy Seal (despite being from Canada). So much emotion just bursting through my fingers while I type these exquisite sentences about my experiences. Who would have thought calling me "alright" and "not a shitposter" just caused me to get this triggered to write something this enraging? I totally didn't copy paste this online as a joke or something. This was obviously the work from someone who just had to let it off his chest.

God it's good the forums are coming back to life again.

Logan doesn't know about the seal pasta, god damn. I knew he was young and new to the internet but NOT THIS YOUNG!