ZeedMillenniummon
Level 59
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10 reasons to join Harmony
1: A brand new clan that plans to make it to Div A some day! Take that status quo! A new clan capable of getting somewhere in the strat environment , shocking right.
2: Incredibly dominant real-time representation between Myself, Tacky, Rene, Albedo, Nutella, and merfi. We basically run real time games and we win everything.
3: Leaders have contrasting philosophies, yet get along very well. This is obviously important somehow because it shows that people don't have to hate each other over different viewpoints.
4: Free coin tournaments! Fun multi-day games and tourneys among clan mates, so if you're a coin player you will have a great experience in Harmony because of the constant stream of free entry coin tournaments that Tacky hosts.
5: Lead by two American nationalists with patriotic hearts of red white and blue. I eat carcinogenic oscar meyer hot dogs, drink cheap beer, and watch football games while playing Warlight all day just to express my patriotism.
6: We have a cool theme, and our members are angels and devils. You'd think we'd all be angels due to our clan name being 'Harmony', but nope. That's the best surprise!
7: Tacky and I are happy to train players who need training, but we aren't 101st by any means, or similar either. We're an all-purpose clan while they're a training clan. It's like comparing all-purpose flour to bread flour.
8: Many of our players are ladder-friendly, so you can find reliable ladder partners easily here. We have players who would love to join the 2v2 and 3v3 ladders, and if we ever get a 4v4 ladder (which would be hilarious because every game would end in boots) we'd be there too.
9: We have some of the freshest personalities on warlight. We have me, and I am crazy, and we have Tacky who's funny and throws coins at your face. We have Rene who's more french than a bag of baguettes and we have Nutella to spread on those baguettes.
10: The clan leader is a socialist. Proof of this is that he throws his coins in everyone's face. If you like socialism, then this clan is for you. However, we are a national socialist clan, so we only throw free money at people in our clan.
Join us now!
I'm drunk btw.
Edited 10/8/2018 04:20:06
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