Will his sea monkeys be able to take on the collective legal action of Forbes, Wired and Amazon when they see he's been laundering scams in their name? X might be eligible for a reward for uncovering the fraud, maybe free meals at Brigh's McDonalds for life or something...
by "4 children" he means 4 hamsters
And it was, according to him, the most rewarding experience in his life. Good for him.