hey guys i have made a (probably terrible) back story for the deities of the land here it is

Millions of years ago there were two deities in their infant years with a playground of matter. These were the god Neptue who had control of the weather and Klefi goddess of the seasons. Together they formed the lands now known as Zambawa and Zeptuna. as they grew they stopped changing the land as drastically making life easier on man. Neptue and Klefi were married at the common age for gods to be married. (10 million ages as it is called) Their first born Rafi god of fertility blessed the lands of Zambawa and zeptuna. By doing this though created the great dessert. At the age of 9 million ages Rafi went out into the world to find a bride. Across the endless ocean he found the god Howlai which translates to “the one”. Although he has a imortal family he has all of the powers. in exchange for the control of Zeptuna he gave his daughter Imora who then became the goddess of culture and friendship. (As well as the first god of the second tier of importance) Imora and Rafi had a son alai god of love. Neptue and Klefi had a daughter named heckles goddess of war. at the age of 5 million ages Heckales launched an attack on Howlai to regain control of zeptuna to give to her suitor Amal god of the hunt from across the endless sea. However the attack failed. Neptue banished Heckales and Amal. they were married at the age of 8 million ages. while in banishment they had a son Reven son of revenge. Howlai attacked in revenge and Neptue asked Heckales Amal and Reven to come back and help. it has been an unending war ever sense

Operating in the shadows, the Mangals horde rose to 100 million men in their army. They quickly took down the troll armies and put a puppet ruler into office in zutopia. They then pushed into zambabwa for the final battle against long John for control of the hepatitia river Valley. If successful, they would proceed to make worship free and would not force religion to be practiced. And Other stuff.

(really? that's lame. where did the mongol horde come from? in all of my posts I have left it open to go many ways... how does it yours fit in? well ohh well what's done is done)

But the Mangals (not to be confused with the Mongols) did not succeed. You see, Zambabwa was notorious for having very attractive women, so attractive that King John abandoned his taste for burly men like Put-tin and turned into a whoring ladies man. This suit the women of Zambabwa well, because such men were viewed highly in society.

So the Mangals came to conquer land and instead ended up conquering brothels, but the trolls had been defeated, so King John (newly reinstated as ruler of Zutopia) garnered Ganghias with the highest honors and finally sired a son or rather dozens of sons with women from Zambabwa.

All was well in the kingdom until one day, Put-tin returned bearing a child, claiming it to be King John's first born son and rightful heir to Zutopia...

At this point an asteroid was spotted, capable of wiping out everyone in Zutopia. There was 3 hours to either evacuate Zutopia or use magic to stop the asteroid. A plan was needed, so John scrapped everything that had gone before to draw up some very quick plans.

Little to John's knowledge, this was no ordinary asteroid. While John and Zutopia's top scientists and magicians were working on building a device that could harness the asteroids energy and send it floating in midair, a group of Mangal saboteurs had breached the circle of elite magicians and were posing as sorcerers. The Mangal saboteurs put a spell on the asteroid harnessers John had ordered for. Chanting in ancient Mangalese, they rigged the asteroid harnessers to blow up the asteroid in midair, so it would destroy Zambawa's armies and glorious kingdom that the Mangals so bitterly envied. The Zambawans were told that the asteroid harnessers were now being rigged to point at the Mangalese camp several outside Zambawa's capital city, Tunkusku. So then the Zambawans partied and cheered about what great victory was to be won. And when they saw the asteroids coming, they roared in approval. "Hooray! Death to the foolish Mangals!" They exclaimed. When the asteroid was in close enough, the town blew to pieces. None survived but the spies, who fled the land earlier, and John, who sought revenge...

John traveled long and far, searching for any sign of human life. Unfortunately for him, every human being to the south of Zambawa had been obliterated. He had only survived by being a few miles North of where the asteroid had blown the town of Zambawa to pieces. His only thoughts were to seek revenge from those that had taken his 51 sons from him, alongside his 80 or so mistresses. His only consolation was that Put-tin was finally dead, but that was barely any consolation at all. As John kept travelling, he finally found signs of life in.......

John then was kidnapped by Kim Jong-un and taken to the Evil Mumbo Jumbo Castle and was tortured then Obama rescued John and they flew back to the White House and there Obama offered John a Job,be a Spy then John accepted and was renamed to Agent J and there J was sent to Crimea to liberate it from the Hands of the Dread Lord Putin but Putin has sent the Battalion to defend Crimea suddenly J had an Idea about seducing Putin's Wife then put some Weird Shit Ass Mind Control Chip on her Brain but J had a Better Idea,he would just walk into the Kremlin as a Russian Soldier then shoot Putin and after J followed his Successful Plan he assassinated Putin and was the Ruler of Russia then Obama and J had Sex for Eternity......

(LOL)

then he woke up from his dream to no humanity (i am breaking the rules to stop this from going horribly)

then John walked outside seeing New York in Ruins then he remembered a Word "Light shall come in the Highest Tower of the Ruins of Great" then he quickly stared at the World Trade Center and there John climbed it.When John reached the Top,he saw a Light and there a Helicopter appeared and John screamed for Help,the Pilot heard John's Screams for Help and quickly landed on the Rooftop.2 Weeks later,John now works for the US Government and is part of the Survivors Rescue Division (SRD)........