I've got nothing else to do, so tell me your jokes.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

A. Roberto.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?


A. Nobody knows

Edited 5/19/2019 13:06:22

OT

Half of Warzone.

Lol

I mean he ain’t wrong.

After two years of Trump making their nation the laughing stock of the world, Americans can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

The countdown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson has begun.

Haha.

Okay, more jokes. :D

To our American cousins:
It's Mum not Mom,
It's crisps not chips,
It's chips not fries,
It's football not soccer,
It's rugby not football,
It's school not shooting range.



"I'm proud to be Asian." Said the Asian.
"I'm proud to be black." Said the African.
"I'm proud to be white." Said the racist.



Russian roulette is a great way to have fun. 5 out of 6 people agree.

Mum, Mom, what's the difference?
crisps, chips, okay.
Why do you call fries chips?
Yeah. It's football because you play with your feet. American football should be renamed.
Rugby is not the same as American/Canadian football.
Gun school? That's for soldiers and cops only.
Asians, Africans, and Europeans are all equally capable of racism. Not all whites are racist, though some are. Not all blacks and Asians are victims, though some are.

I know those were supposed to be jokes, these are just things I think need saying.

Now for an actual joke:

How do you kill a blue elephant?
Shoot it with a blue shotgun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue shotgun.

the above attempts

Here's another:

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

The Iranian Economy 😎👌🇺🇸

What's brown and sticky?


A stick

Edited 5/26/2019 00:46:17

The 26 year old losers posing as chads who come on here and act like they're some sort of quality filter for the community.

me_irl

kek edited text

Edited 5/22/2019 03:28:33

The children on Warzone that waste this games resources while claiming to be ‘counter culture.’ The fools haven’t been alive long enough to have culture.

A post-modernist culture

Edited 5/22/2019 06:37:45

Culture is quickly being buried under a trash heap of pop kulch. The capeshit connoisseur is unrivaled in his ability to drown any community in a flood of his pointless nihilistic media. This can be seen in Bane's catalog of maps lol. Those take up more "resources" than the forum posts.

It’s true, maps like bane’s required valuable Warzone resources, however compared to utter filth like these: https://www.warzone.com/MapsByCreator?p=725935

We can easily say resources were wasted.