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I knew you'd say that :P

Had you posted a story instead of denigrating your own thread with a shitpost, this might have developed into a thread worth reading.

Well aren't we a ray of sunshine today :D

I was planning to post a story after getting a few responses, but I had too much faith in the community once again. 😒

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The kind of behavior Tristan is exhibiting is exactly the kind of behavior that lends itself to interesting threads. Others should follow his critical approach.

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A couple months ago, I was climbing down a ladder from the roof of a Denny's (Don't ask why I was up there) and since it had a cover on the last couple feet on the bottom, I decided to jump it. I jumped from 6ft-7ft high and landed flat on concrete. The landing was probably the most painful thing I've ever experienced, I just sorta sat there for 30 seconds on the ground, groaning in pain. I didn't wanna get noticed by the workers, and since there was a door right behind me, I had to limp across the street, and collapsed in someone's yard. I think it's safe to say I won't ever do some really dumb shit like that again. It happened like 6 months ago but I still have nerve damage in my left foot, I occasionally get pins and needles while walking.

How come you were on a roof of a Denny’s?

I usually forget them, but I do very stupid things once in a while. For example, more then once I typed a whole essay for school, but I forgot to save it, so I close the page and end up deleting schoolwork that took hours to complete and have to redo the whole thing.

Get booted with 5 days banked boot time left.

Not me, but my brother tried playing the circle game with the lady who does sign language at Church. Turns out that particular gesture essentially means. "Fuck you" in sign language.


He pretty much told the nice old sign lady to go fuck herself right after church service had ended.

For example, more then once I typed

That was enough, surely...

I remember I once licked the lid of a can and got cut. The surprising part is I cut my lower lip, instead of my tongue.

Cut off my fingertip. Twice.

Cut off Farah's fingertip...twice, and he blamed himself...twice!

Waking up at 10.30am knowing that I’ll have to work until 6am on first day of work.

Sheep shagging isn't a job Dan