Texans don't like being placed in any region (credentials: lived there for over 6 years). They really really don't like it. Even being part of the South, which I would consider the closest.
Currenly living in Thailand, but originally from Minnesota.
S.E. Asia or Central U.S., whoever claims me gets me. Should neither claim me, I will take up pom-poms for any team that gives me the most gummy bears and cheer them onward to their demise... I mean victory.