Onion, wards off evils
Cilantro, used to keep priests away, has same effect on pedophiles,
Cucumber, attracts priests and pedophiles, go figure
Shrimp, meaty and not vegan, very anti vegan, political statement
Avocado, creamy and delicious
Lime, adds a limey taste, if you don't know how that tastes like, it tastes limey
Tapatio Hot sauce, adds ethnic taste, this provides soul to the food
Crab meat, real or imitation, still tastes great, God's chosen meat?
Clamato juice, tastes horrible on its own, but great with everything mixed


These puzzle pieces fit so perfectly, I shall collect them all and destroy vegans

Emperor Cacao, I have just discovered your posts.
Thank you

The stuff about the cocktail doesn't seem like it, but your including ethics and such in a post about a drink makes me think shit post.

This is the recipe for a Mexican Shrimp Cocktail, If you google it, you can see it's like a soup