LOL. This thread is hilarious

This is impossible

there isnt an e division

sorry to be the bearer of bad news

But there is a big D Division which I've heard you're a big fan of? If you catch my drift...

Good news for you and Amy!

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And yes the vast majority of today's folk (particularly in america) are too corrupted by the modern world for me to even be attracted to them plutonically

You're not attracted to their money? I guess that's good.

Hi MoD, I would love to go on your journey through Final Earth, it sounds romantic.

However, for me to date you I need panties that have the Master logo sent to my address

PS: The nickname to Barbie's bf is my real name ;)

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norf side long beach


as we speak, I am talking to the most beautiful REAL women in my neighborhood. Want to know how to become like me? Pffft. If only it was that easy!

hahaahahahaha, I get maaad poon, lmao. you wish you could be like me, losers. eat dirt. lol.

I highly recommend MoD signs up for tutoring from the love guru, FaceTroll. The true masters talk shop over discord, not on super duper serious forum threads. <3

However, for me to date you I need panties that have the Master logo sent to my address

Give me your address and I'll send you mine

yuck, discord. I have nothing but resentment for it.

Its the equivalent of Tinder for e-girlfriends, you're really missing out. They usually say honey attracts more flies, but you're an interesting case. :D

:D

Stream went well, mod is now in a happy relationship with Cloud Strife

So I guess this is supposed to be an officially promoted 'humor thread' which only solidifies my opinion of this soyboy community.

I enjoyed MoD's quest for love, as did many others. I suspect the highlighted threads have high ratios of upvotes, rather than official sanction. It definitely is a bright spot in the sea of pessimism best examined by a team of trained professionals.

Don't worry, there's someone out there for each of us. I met mine early on. Its a stable relationship. She's the only pillow that doesn't roll away. :)

n-no, you're not allowed to have fun, you're supposed to be talking about politics, but only politics that I like, none of that onionboi crap! onions! onions! onions!!!! I am better than u!

It's called heckling you smart boy. I'm out here having fun like everyone else, except I refused to be entertained by what passes as a joke here.

Joke? Love is a serious matter, especially through the Internet. I'm so glad for MoD to find his e-happiness.

>Love is a serious matter
There's an army of poets who would be prepared to strangle you right now, only except that eloquence is forbidden here.

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When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has glean’d my teeming brain,
Before high piled books, in charact’ry,
Hold like rich garners the full-ripen’d grain;
When I behold, upon the night’s starr’d face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance;
And when I feel, fair creature of an hour!
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the faery power
Of unreflecting love!—then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till Love and Fame to nothingness do sink.

you're literally proving my point just by existing.

how can you be so self-ignorant, lol