Dear Santa Claus,
I wish for a new identity (namechange), for I am now a lonely koala. All my (koala) friends died to the plagues of inactivity. I wish to venture forth under a new banner in search of adventure.
I am currently destitute, but I have left a cookie for you under this link. Fresh, I promise!
https://tinyurl.com/yh8ejg29Your's truly,
Formerly a Koala :(
edit: I'm probably going inactive soon, for a while.
Edited 12/8/2019 20:35:42