@Sirius
Right about me; I'm learning Mandarin and 大（da) means big and 太（tai) means very/extremely I think. I've never learned Japanese though I know that many characters are very similar.

A higher being was bored one day. Strolling through the doldrums of ennui, he (being male, for the sake of argument) glanced around at the emptiness the engulfed his every waking moment. "this could use a little livening up!" he(I will call him 'L') thought aloud.

*FITH!* *ZZAP!* *ERZT!*

Ere the universe was formed. Trillions of miniature galaxies, black holes and who knows what were soon swirling around the being and L was pleased.
"I could get used to this!" announced L, for all micro-organisms to hear.

But there was a problem... Everything was too small! Great entities of such enormous power always like to show off their gifts.
Unwilling to shrink down or be altered in other ways, L thought that he would increase the size of the universe itself...

Even with this larger form of entertainment, that could be easily perceived by L, he was still unhappy with it.
"This is too bloody slow!" he bellowed with annoyance.

And so, with a mighty *SNAP!* of his fingers, L increased the development of all life, for his leisurely amusement.

Alas, this sparked more problems. There was too much going on for one being to look after. There must always be a greater power to keep things in check. Then L was struck with a brain-wave (metaphorically speaking...), forsooth to say that he fancied himself some helpers to run things.

From the primeval slop of possibilities that filled an area of L's consciousness, he plucked a few choice beings. Recall he did not, that they were simply the three that catalysed the construction of the universe in the first place!

On FITH, on ZZAP, on ERZT! Aid me in the running of this system, for I have bigger fish to broil...

As you can imagine, dear readers, they started by creating a new universe (albeit a smaller one, due to the absense of L's great power). L returned from the 10th dimensional privy to see this new, and entirely separate, universe interfering with his own.

Boiling with rage, he grabbed the culprits. "What is the meaning of this?" Demanded L. "I charged you with looking after my universe, not jeopardizing it with another!"
When he calmed a little, L realised that if he wanted anything done right, he would do it himself. Although, a more important lesson he learned was regarding his helpers. He deduced that when in three separate forms, their powers were weakened and almost useless for practical tasks.

In another momentary rush of brilliance, L scooped up the offending aides and merged them into one being of greater potential! He took the first 2 letters from each name to create the title of their amalgamation - FIZZER.

With this new and useful helper at his side, L designated the roles, of which there were 2:
-L would be in charge of the larger universe (which he dubbed 'Real Life' [RL]).
-Fizzer would look after the lesser universe and would be given free reign to alter it to his liking - and the liking of it's occupants (this universe he dubbed 'WarLight' [WL]).

And the rest, my friends... Is history.

Edited 4/28/2014 05:59:11

Wow. Really good! :D ^

But not true! He was is a coke sprite (see what I did there?). His house was shaken up by a youngster who knew no better. The top was blown off of the bottle and a jet of foam burst out. The cola soaked into a nearby computer's circuits and took over the machine. The distinct fizzing noise got him the name :)

You should continue this thread with new suggestions. Some nice stuff. :)

Go John! *cheerleading sequence*

Dear Fizzy has a speech impediment. It's so bad that it even translates onto his internet activities. Call it a tic. It makes him replace the letters 'ck' with 'zz'. 'Randy' to 'Ficker' was the intended name change, but his you-know-what wouldn't allow it! Fizzer is fizzy. The end.

Fell down the stairs and got a busted kneecap. Can't walk much. Fizz