I'm T4R's clan leader alt

Edited 4/27/2014 17:51:26

OK, brothers, you really need to stop parodying me songs. I was the one who crafted that beauteous technique, so you'll need to get my permission before you do this again, or it will be seen as an insult to the Illuminati. Thank ye.

Call me Blofeld, cause I just wanna fuck with the world.

I'm kinda put off with the way Lawlz is steering into the curve...

i wana see Lawlz #1 fan guy and Illuminati Cultist guy to Have a RAP BATLLE.... GO!!!!

Bow when you speak to me/ As you can see/ I'm a god of greed/ put you in my oven, one thousand degress/ I'm everyone's mortal enemy (Except Lawz)/ So don't attempt to f*ck with me/ Whack ass Illuminati b*tches, can't fuck-with-this/ OG Lawz stronger than titanium/ Melt yo brain with that uranium/ N*ggah thinks he's a wizard/ but my rhymes so cold like a blizzard/

*Drops Mic*

*Walks Out*

*Gets inside car*

*Drives off bridge*

Edited 4/28/2014 02:49:39

I am Illuminati Cultist/Because I am The Duelist/My skill at Warlight's amazing/When I'm off trail blazing/I write fantastic songs that glorify/Illuminati's power to electrify/Any fool who gets in our way/mainly Lawlz, cuz he's so gay/Our leader Hidden Hand, he's incredibly smooth/Cuz he can crush you, you pathetic youth/Get outta here, man, you ain't got a clue/With this rap, you just got screwed/

Your move, O enemy of Illuminati.

Edited 4/28/2014 03:00:36

R. I. P

You'll know, Illuminati co will be no mo/ When I stomp on hidden homo/ pushing bars, So-cold (co)/ That you'll sh*t yo pants/ and that's why I'm called Numba-One-Fan/ You're as dark as batman/ Yo attempt is so sad/ You fail to rep yo own clan/ I'm bigga, so I don't need the trigga/ I'll find tha hand and cut it finga by finga/ Your group holds no power/ runned by weak cowards/ I'm above all of you like a tower/ I'll ride out in my Bugatti and say "Peace, Illuminati"/

Edited 4/28/2014 04:27:46

X, you're falling down on the job here. How come the Official Aranka Fan Club doesn't have a song yet?

i accept your criticism. it's either queen bitch or love will tear us apart, not sure yet

Lawlz fan won

Mongols in paris.... oop I'm too late for zie rap battle.

Edited 4/28/2014 23:08:39

Cultist is too poetic for rap. Play to your strengths!

OK, enough of these wimpy raps. There's only one proper way to settle this (besides epic carol battles, but I'm too tired to write one right now).

http://warlight.net/MultiPlayer?GameID=6139430

(Also, Lawz fangirl, how dumb do you have to be to misspell your own username?)

Why not make a thread for all these really out-of-place rap battles....

Yup Cultist gave up lol