Hey guys, I have started a new clan.
The clan tag will be [Unicorns].
It will be exactly like all of the other clans.
I am currently the sole member, and we are NOT recruiting, and never will be.
I will forever be the only member.
We will have a website, and we will post important clan information there.
We will also start a new thread biweekly to post unimportant clan information here on the forum.
The purpose this biweekly thread is four-fold:
1. Clutter up the forums with pointless information.
2. Make everyone jealous about not being allowed in the clan.
3. I haven't thought of a 3rd reason yet. It will be included in the next news post.
4. I want attention.
Also, I'm going to keep posting a clan membership list on this thread, updating it every hour.
Lastly, I'm going to pretend that I'm really really really good, because hey, I'M IN A CLAN (ladies, please.)
Finally found a way to use the sarcasm font. It sucks because it doesn't wrap, and the line spacing is huge.
Anyway, now that I'm done satirising, I need to get my point across.
JUST STOP. Seriously. I'm clearly not the best player out there. I know that. But I definitely am not going to want to be in a clan to "learn from" someone who has a 6% 1v1, 33% 2v2, and 32% 3v3.
Also:
GRAMMAR and SPELLING. I mean, I know its informal, I'm not going to go super Grammar Nazi on here, but when I cant understand posts because 68% of the words have no vowels, or are made up of one letter, it gets kind of aggravating. Making mistakes here and there --- fine. But try to make your writing understandable. A lot of people here are not first-language English, and I have to say, your writing is usually far more comprehensible than most people here. Overall, I'm not trying to be hard on people here. But not only does it make you look better when your words have the proper number of vowels, but it also allows people to actually understand what you are trying to write.
That's my rant. Sorry to be
that guy, but it really needed to be said.
