For the record, I actually like the 2.0 update, but I've seen a couple complaints along this line and this saw this meme and thought...hey, there's an idea >.>
^Joke* Unless you are referring to Nebuchadnezzar II, I did not leave my woman exactly when she became pregnant only to impregnate another woman, nor have I not supported my woman. Nor have I had this hypothetical woman.
You have never had a girlfriend. Therefore, you have not had the possibility to make her pregnant and leave her (but all black men do this all the time, right? :D).
But hey, let's not change the subject. You were actually talking about steady income. You don't have a steady income either (as we exclude mommy as a legitimate source).