In defiance of the clan list rankings and as the first test for our new and glorious clan, Maximus Trollistus, I, Pulsius I The Great hereby officially declares a state of war against the League of Erroneous Aspirations (LEA), which their leader, Dr. Stupid has consented. My troll forces have been commanded to meet them in battle.

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Lineups: Provided by LEA leader, Dr. Stupid and my second in command, Pulsey.

1v1 Strategic

MT: Ultralawlz (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=8130641405)

vs

LEA: Kasparov (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=4922545519)

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2v2 Strategic

MT: The Great Pulsius (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=7521772301)
MT: Pulsey (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=7830294879)

vs

LEA: Kasparov (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=4922545519)
LEA: JT (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=6611562592)

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2v2 Strategic
MT: Ultralawlz (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=8130641405)
MT: Ofdog (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=4226677433)

vs

LEA: Dr. Stupid (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=5423157945)
LEA: Okoboji (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=9720758207)

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3v3 EU

MT: The Great Pulsius (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=7521772301)
MT: Pulsey (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=7830294879)
MT: Ofdog (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=4226677433)

vs

LEA: Dr. Stupid (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=5423157945)
LEA: Kasparov (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=4922545519)
LEA: Forgotten Knight (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=3129790746)

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5v5

MT: Kayne West (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=5316858060)
MT: ChrostphU (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=9729334751)
MT: MrUnicorncraft (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=7719542553)
MT: (Empty Seat)
MT: (Empty Seat)

vs

LEA: JT (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=6611562592)
LEA: ACL Tears (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=6511512218)
LEA: Kxh100 (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=431775571)
LEA: Grievous_II (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=722901337)
LEA: Thunder (http://warlight.net/Profile?p=9417229816)

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Updates to lineups and results will be posted here. May the best win!

Edited 5/26/2014 10:07:38

I'm looking forward to this!

Hey Lawlz you should take that 1v1 slot =D so we can play against ourself

No

Ave! Hailus Maximus Trollistus!

PS: Lawlz you should play, arent you part of the LEA leadership or sth?

I go where I'm needed. If LEA requests me, I'll step up... But I'll not volunteer to face anti lawlz

By the way, do you have plans for a template for the 5v5 or would you like us to share a few we've discovered?

This battle was 1 month and 3 days in the making!!!!

Lol! This is fantastic!
(and maybe we should do a Lawlz vs. Lawlz exhibition game. Can you imagine the spectacular profanity that would arise from that game?!? It would beat any fireworks show that I've ever seen!)

^^ supports this!!!!! 100%

I'll join LEA on an alt if it means I can play 1v1 for LEA and make them win a category :x

Edited 5/25/2014 05:10:05

@Kasparov: Dr.Stupid and I agreed on the 1v1, 2v2 and 3v3 templates but not yet for the 5v5. If you have any suggestions, feel free to post it here. We are fine with anything. All we ask is no cards, no multiattack and a map of appropriate size (not too big, not too small)

the 5v5 seems like an interesting fight

how about a 10 v 10 on Medium Earth

Fine, I'll do an exhibition 1v1 with ultrafake, but only if there's an exhibition 5v5. My choice of players v. whatever trolls you decide to scrape from the mess of garbage you have available.

Edited 5/26/2014 09:23:34

the 5v5 representatives wwere decided by your leader, Dr. Stupid. Apparently those players were part of a team called five dudes that won some 5v5 league. If you have other ideas, you should talk to your leaders.

ou decide to scrape from the mess of garbage you have available.

Hahaha lawlz, the average player in my clan is better than you, skill-wise. Nevertheless, I'll remind you of what you said after these games are over :)

I assume when we say exhibition they are on the side*, so why would the main event lineup matter?

[*meaning basically worthless other than pride]

part of a team called five dudes that won some 5v5 league.

The Five Guys are one of the early teams (let's say they're a Genesis series team) and very well skilled. They won the Season I tournament. If I were picking a set team, and not just the most skilled players, I would choose them (although I trust my Hedonists, and Katie & Co. just as well)

okay, very fascinating. Anyway, i'll be making a few of those games now.

because Pulsey is a Pulsius alt, allong with 5-6 other forum posters.

Shall we name them?


"You'll never Guess Grilled Cheese"

Shall I go on?

Oh cool, the 5 Guys are a great choice for this match!