Biggest mystery of our time

It is most likely that Shrek doesn't have a last name
He might not even know who his parents are and also he is an ogre and it would be cultural appropriation to have a last name.

In the same way that a Mexican would change his last name to Watanabe with no link to Japanese heritage
Or a Pole changing his last name to Smith with no British or Anglo heritage

Last names are ingrained into languages of these peoples and last names themselves are a human construct and not an ogre one.

Shut up his last name is Reid

the rat king is right. its reid

Oh, thank you, Moon Slayer. Your companionship has meant a great deal to me, and your unwaivering support has made my thighs tingle with joy. I hope our paths cross one day.

It's not Reid, where did you guys even get this false semitic information

It's probably Obama.

its the third

Shrek The Third?

https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=shrek

Gentlemen, we know that the true second name of the all mighty Shrek, is in fact Reid. Thanks to the Rat King and the Moon Slayer for spreading the correct information on this subject

That’s false, actually ^

This thread will not die

The rat king has been right on many subjects, and I believe we should trust his words this time.

But it’s not Reid

I gotta agree with berdan131, the rat king doesn't lie.He may be a little weasel on the battlefield but he is a good and honest man. If he thinks that shrek's last name is Reid, like Moon Slayer, I believe him. It is reid.

Congo broccoli

Shrek Dryswamp, son of Shrok(m) and Mohamed(m)
date of birth: unknown
Height: Definately shorter than me
Weight: 1,1 tons
Eye color: muddy
Ears: pointy but in reverse
Hair color: invisible
attitude: bored

i made a map of shrek

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