This is an excerpt from "Get a Life"

I saw twelve other men sitting around the table
I was so glad they weren't women
There was no cackling, no god damn annoying cackling
There's a knock on the door, and it opens up
A few women come in carrying trays with bowls
The women said nothing, they left the bowls in front of us
I'm glad these women know their place, you wouldn't believe how they behave where I'm from
I grabbed my spoon and licked the tip just a bit
It tasted how I expected, a sweet metal
I dipped my spoon in my soup
I took a sip
It tasted like carrot, some cabbage, and potato
It's actually pretty good

Sometimes I feel like taking my axe and raiding English village

I want to beat up a homeless person

wut xD

oh my gowd I can't... you win this

If you hospitalize them, then they get free food and water

We need to bring this into light

The human rights convention wants to have a few words with THE TungstenTrex

I

am

disagreeing

with

OP

Because

He

deserves (1UP mushroom)

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coochie claps

for

?rof

hfhfn

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