I decided to break the mould and write a love song about Lynx instead. I call it "The Ballad of Lynx and Zero" It's a parody of a beatles song, which I would recommend listening to as you go through the lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZnm_s3wZeoThe ballad of Lynx and Zero
Posting on the clan league 8 forum
Hyping up all the Lynx wins
Then deadman attacked
He sent 101st all the way back
You know he didn't even give us a chance
Krunx you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
If Alex keeps stalling
They're going to crucify me
Finally promoted Jimmy
Spent some time training Blowfly
AG called to say
We can make it O.K.
Top players are not born, they are made
Krunx you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
If Rento keeps stalling
They're going to crucify me
Went from winning to 3 time Vice Champions
Looking through Farahs dropbox
The community said
You've crossed the line there
I said we're only getting rid of the cheats
Krunx you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
If Jo Jo keeps stalling
They're going to crucify me
Save up your coins for my membership
Taking over Hades account
Last night the council said
The powers gone to your head
You can’t take Pumpkin with you when you go, wait
Made a lightning trip to FC
Poaching from the other clans
Alexclusive said
Zev’s got to your head
You look just like two noobs in Div C
Krunx you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
If Kicorse keeps stalling
They're going to crucify me
Couldn’t get back on the council
Spent some time talking to Kratt
The men from lufredd
Said we wish you success
It's good to have you on India
Krunx you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
If Platinum keeps posting
They're going to crucify me
If Irise keeps spying
They're going to crucify me