I HAVE a bigger penis than you! I think you underestimate my penis length by a LOT. Also I'd like to rank other guys based upon penis length, but in reality I don't care about their penises, only where my will stand among them! So, let's make a ranking list, who has the biggest penis!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4BbmJAmZHs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDDOHPssLrQ