Bruh

Shall we vote to not make that a part of the story?

Yes.

Yea it doesn’t fit well

Now continue this story, I'm excited for more humor.

As for the Germans... 54 hours later, a guy called "Hitler Adolf" became president, and mobilized the entire army within 55 hours, which is 56 regiments. Yes. Then 57 hours later, Germany invaded Switzerland, but despite a numerical disadvantage (58 thousand vs 59 thousand), Germany still wins and annexes Zurich as well as St. Gall.

Edited 9/30/2020 05:56:58

And the Czechoslovakia invaded Bavaria for its 60 free caches and income of 61, but then Poland invaded the 62 German states! (After they split) and they invaded the states with 63 divisions with 64 troops each, and then the 65 Polish kingdoms annexed the 67 German states (they split more) and unified the still splitting 68 states into a unified Polish kingdom, and each state had to pay 69 thousand dollars a year, for 70 years, after 71 hours, the Germans hated this and rebelled with 72 thousand troops, but were defeated by 73 thousand Polish troops, and so, 74 years later, 75 batches of oil was found under the 76 HRE states in the 77 countries of Europe.

(So Poland is the new Germany, no?)
The Swiss, while the Winged Hussars arrived, used a whopping 78 thousand troops to reconquer their lost territories, and defeated the 79 thousand troops of the Germans. $80 million was given to the Swiss, as well as their lost lands and southwest Germany.
France? Yes, let's talk about that.
81 years have passed since the French last had a war, so they invade Belgium and Luxembourg with 82 thousand troops. Then they defeated the Swiss with 83 thousand troops despite the Swiss outnumbering them with 84 thousand troops. Minerals were found in the Swiss Alps and each kilogram of iron was worth $85. 86 hours later, the French struck AGAIN and conquered northwestern Italy, including Genoa, which had 87 thousand troops in its disposal. The French used 88 thousand to fight.
England too? Fine...
89 years have passed since the British had a war. A revolt with 90 hundred troops was quickly put down. Unfortunately, they can't have a war, because they're not in the EU.

Edited 10/2/2020 00:02:30

(Okay, we're at 90 now, who will be the first to break 100?)

Palpatine ate 91 pizzas

there is now 92 goralgns

But the 93 customers at the french (actually Belgian) fries store ordered fries each worth $94.
The wanted the flavor to be 95% cheese.

And the cheese was actually 96% Moroccan so 97 protesters demanded the cheese be on sale for 98 euros, this made 99 countries not care, and 100 pounds of cheese were sent to each protester as an apology.

(100 has been broken!)
101 dalmatians showed up to the same store 102 days later to order 103 kg of dog treats.

104 years later Kenghis Ghan instantly realized his mistake of having the nickname kg, so 105 dogs went up to him and said “Omae wa mou shinderSHOE” instead of “Omae wa mou shinderou”

106 seconds later... "NANI?!?!"

107 Nanis later... “SECONDS?!?!”

108 minutes later, a bomb exploded in Paris, killing 109 people.

110 seconds before that, a baby was born

The baby lived to the age of 111, but his brother lived to be 112. 113 days into their years, 114 people trampled them both, and they died 115 seconds after.