I was reading some older forumthreads and came across the WL riddle thread (with riddles not about WL :p). Lets bring it back, to see if WL still has the riddlesolving skills.

Lets start easy:

1. What gets wetter the more it dries?

2. I can run but not walk, Whereever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

3. I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?

4. I went into the woods and got it. I sat down to seek it. I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. What is it?

5. I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will,
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

Hey I think that was my thread ;)

I'm trying to solve them now...wait a minute.

1. Towel ?
3. Shoe ?
4. A splinter

6. You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

7. I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?

8.My life can be measured in hours;
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.
Wind is my foe.
What am I?

I'm trying to come up with a warlight one.

Edited 6/12/2014 21:33:02

Lol this is quite bad, but I don't intend to be a good riddle writer:

[Warlight related]9.You cannot stop me,
You cannot compete with me,
But you can win with me.
What am I?

Edited 6/12/2014 21:39:27

10. i have the name of a woman but the neckbeard of a man. i have a bestselling book that has never been read. i have a wikipedia page but i am not on wikipedia. i have a million twitter followers but zero retweets. i am a prufereeder. who am i?

Edited 6/12/2014 22:51:20

6. Onion

#5 IS WIND/ OR AIR

10 made my day!

#8. Candle

#10. That guy.

9. LUCK

10.Pulsey

I win :p

nah Lawlz, but if we do one about no life, no friends, no job, no future, emotionally and mentally unstable we could slot you in though. :)

Edited 6/13/2014 02:58:19

Ah ha, so funny. No, after I got arrested I changed a lot, so go fuck yourself.

I don't see how getting arrested will help you in any of the above. If the 'change' you are talking about is the same 'change' you boasted has happened to you since going into LEA then its nonexistent.

I never "Boasted" anything. I may mention in passing that I don't obsessively play warlight, or mess around on forums, but I'm certainly not trying to brag about something so meaningless. And you really should think about what being arrested means. What it does to a person's psyche....never getting out, what did I do with my life, what I did to my family.... it made me think a lot. So the "No Life, No Job, No Future"? That all starts with the mentality you choose, and the will to "go get 'em"

"And you really should think about what being arrested means."

It means a lot less than you're trying to imply.

Over half of people arrested return to jail or prison within three years of their release.

Nope.... Fuck this. I came to this thread to make a joke, not defend myself against Pulsey's trolling.

Edited 6/13/2014 03:53:35

2. A nose.

11. I am in the centre of Paris, at the end of the Eiffel Tower and I start every race.

12. What is it that, after you take away the whole, some still remains?

11. R

12. Wholesome

#7 A tree

1,2,3 and 4 have been guessed correctly. #5 wasn`t correct though, so it stays a mystery :p

The future my friend, the future