post your girl issues here i will do my best to help you

I have 99 problems...

and they all bitches

see helpful i can fill in the lines to your kid cudi song but i want real issues

I think female gender is absoltely superior to the male one, so I think that you should make a new fantastic thread about boys' issues...
Anyway I am glad you are still trying to climb the ladder for being the most nonsense thread-maker=)

*for thread-maker I mean guy who comment on the community; not necesserely a one who starts new threads

sweetie im already at the top of that list
im just trying to help people who cant get off this game to work on they lady skills
babe i can make you feel amazing or i can make you wanna jump off a cliff you decide

lol? why even make this thread? waste of time.

Can you make me feel amazing while I'm falling from the cliff?

[WM] Trilussa, you were supposed to name yourself something which I won't be able to guess!!! Unfortunately I have not read the works of Trilussa, but you gave me a link on your profile! Where is the challenge in that! I am cheaply correctly guessing, and I am NOT fine with that!

Lots of exclamation makes perfect sense.

honey i can make you feel like the most loved girl in the world as you fall

Eheh but the game was based on your guessing my profile picture not my name!!

Plus Hellbender please reveal your approaching techinques that you used for long 14 years!

My eyes hurt... Why do you keep making my eyes hurt?

Tonight are you trying to assume alcohol directly from your eyes?
*(Some people really do so thinking alcohol will arrive faster to their brain, thing that is probably true since they don't seem to care about blindness)*

Or is just for my assumption that girls>guys? (I can proove it)

Or is just because you are irritated -as I am- from this boring night? That makes me answer to foolish threads (as usual) and also answer you in the most stupid way that my english allows me to do.

***CALLING ALL MODS***

***CALLING ALL MODS***

PLEASE REPORT TO THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY

@[WM]Trilussa, I am not sure about your story. But I ve hard of people putting alcohol on tampons and sticking it in there Ass.
I believe the ideas behind this if to prevent the liver form filtering the alcohol before it inters the bloodstream. By doing this your intestines would absorb the liqueur, from there it goes to your brain.

I would assume there would be a burning sensation after you stick the tampon in your "Ass"!
HEHEHE, not recommended !!But I am not talking form experience!!

@Dodo- Some will also do the same via enema. Bad idea. The body has no way to regulate the amount of intake that way nor purge if needed. Can rapidly lead to alcohol poisoning/death. Just wanted to put that out there if some idiot started reading this thread and got a "bright" idea....

What in the holy world is doing it here?

"But I ve hard of people putting alcohol on tampons and sticking it in there Ass. "
and if u do it with cocaine the ffect last for longer.... saves money....

Trilussa, making u feel good while u fall is the usual thing in relations, ppl just tend to eb unable to understand that they r falling until its 2 late....

fall no matter how u feel!

*[]What people drink alcohol through their mouth gross them weirdos don't know how to consume it.Everyone knows it goes through the nose.[/i]* Sarcasm
Anyway who is going take dating advice from a war game from a 14 year old.