Lol, he should either join RP or create an animal roleplaying clan!

ROLF

ROLF as in "Rolling on the laugh, flooring"?

Strong work Lion.

LMOA :P

OLL!

Moros monkey loves Lion's posts!

Ladder tigers vote for president if citizen of united jungle:

Zebrik tiger: "Me vote Osama been to Alabama. He help Chicago sales of kalbasa and fine Polish meat."

Chris tiger: "Me vote Osama been to Alabama. Me like ladder handouts to boost rating. Fizzer Electronic Director (Fed) buy my bad debt vs Gui make me #1 more time. Me happy."

WM Pork Chops: "WM union leader Red Italian. He say vote for billionaire white man who want to rule jungle for benefit of personal companies. He say Italy very strong now."

Fed: "Me indiewear man. Osama been to Alabama appear indie. Me vote him."

Highhighhi Caveman: "What vote? Me club woman in head go back to cave ravage sexy body. :)"

Ruthless Bastard: "Me like Merry-Go-Mitt policies. He ruthless too. Change idea to get stupid monkey vote. Bain Capital buy industry then make stupid monkey lose job. Then say he do opposite policy in Bill Clinton Whore House. Such a ruthless bastard, like me."

Lobster: "Romnesia #47 in job creation as governor of Mass Choose It. Lobster industry sell less lobsters. Save family. Vote Osama Who Sayin been to Alabama."

Nike: "Me black Frenchman. What you think?"

Unknownvoter: "Mitt Romney so polite, like me. Me vote him."

NoobSchool Alcoholism: "Mitt not real man. Drink milk not lickher. Me vote black guy."

Retro Polish Alcoholic: "What! Man no drink lickher? He woman. Me vote black man."

Sze Snake Language Whisperer: "Me like funny math. Paul Ryan have sexy eyes arms and budget plan. Me vote mathman."

Bytjie Woman: "Me like passive men. Still undecided."

Gui Guy: "Me talk too much. Nobody listen. Osama Who Sayin been to Alabama do same in first debate. Me vote him."

Mypawisonfire Puma: "Me European with many ideas. United jungle do bad things. Black man run around apologizing. He even bow to Saudi oil monkey and Japan midget king. Maybe he go to Germany and kiss Merkel's fat sausage toes. Me like what me see."

Angry White Man, Dick Sharpe: "Me watch Fox News long time. Me know balanced truth. Bill O'Reilly convince me Osama Who Sayin been to Alabama born in African jungle, not united jungle. He also economic terrorist. Did I mention he black? Me vote rich white man. Me know he never lie. Fox News say so."

Dung Master: "Paul Ryan no sexy! I sexy! Me vote Osama."

Mentysh the Tagmaster: "Me change monkey clan as much as white man change ideas. Me vote Merry-Go-Mitt."

Bluejay Monkkeyssen: "Me read polls say more white women support Merry-Go-Mitt. Me think it true. Me also vote Mitt."

Dr Wipesomething: "Me no like Lion. He talk about my BFF BJ Monkkeyssen. Must. Rescue. BFF. From. Lion."

Doggy A-hole: "Ruff ruff."

Military Alcoholic: "Osama Who Sayin been to Alabama enter Pakistan illegally and savagely kill Muslim cousin Osama been to Leiden. He badass. He also send drones into AfPak to asspack terrorists. Like Pulp Fiction. Me want to see new movie with Samual Jackson playing president, 'I'm gonna kill terrorists, mothafucka!'"

Lexus Apex: "Me like Romney Style. Wealthy ladies! Mitt. Mitt. Mitt...Mitt Romney style." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTCRwi71_ns&noredirect=1

Warlighter Grasses: "Me undecided. Me know nuttin bout economics or politics. Me wish ads stop. They interrupt my soap operas. Me no find work in 20 months. Me no qualified. No education. Maybe it Osama's fault."

Yes rolling on the laugh,Flooring

--> LMAO

ROFLMAOASTC!
(Rolling on the floor, laughing my ass off and scaring the cat)

Stats Fat Cat #Elite!: "Willard Mitt Romney give #Elite! income tax cute and capital gains cut. Then we inflated win % go from 90% to 95%. Go Willard!"

Boston Pheline A-hole Finder: "Merry-Go-Romney increase hundreds of fees as governor of Mass Choose It. He say no raise tax then raise fee. Tricky Bastard."

KKK, Evil Cousin of HHH: "If Romney win Florida and Virgina he win all of Confedracy. South rise again. Our associate NRA send letters to millions."

Sir F Bombs: "Fxxx this. Fxxxing Mitt and other twit both lie. Fxxx them both."

Conquistadors Spanish Hairy Faced Owl: "Morman Mitt pacifist. Mormans no fight war. How do united jungle foreign policy survive without war?"

Bumblebee Transformer: "Mitt dad car company CEO. Experiment go wrong. Mitt become transformer. Now he change all time. Me vote him brother transformer."

Ninja: "Mitt move from right to center. Voters no see it. He a ninja not transformer. Me vote Ninja Mitt."

Moros Monkey: "Me vote Osama. Four moros years! Four moros years!"

Aladdin: "Me vote Muslim. Go Osama."

Anonymous Right Bird Wing Republican Christian Extremist: "Morman no real religion. Muslim in middle ages. Me pray for Jesus send help."

KKK, evil cousin to HHH hahahaha this is perfect.

best,
Doggy A-hole; Ruff Ruff

Romney scares the HELL out of me....

I vote for hope for a better future, and will vote BATMAN. (Massachusetts should and probably will vote democrat, and this is likely good.)

Ha ha love mitt Romney style.
Heeeeeey wealthy ladies.

hahahaha

I just love Lion's posts.

oh come on lion makes ''moros monkey but he no make' fireblast' alpha lion oh COME ON

Anti-Elite Fireblast Chipmunk, you very low on food chain. When Lion want snack before big meal, me look for you. Rooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrr!

Epic my friend. But lion seems to think only 2 candidate on ballot paper. More than 2!!! Gary Johnson there too! Maybe vote for him to stop 2 party system? Then you become king of jungle.

(my fail attempt to sound like lion oh wells)