@Orannis the first post of this thread is literally about Fizzer

any of you is free to suggest topics which facts haven't covered but you want them to be covered

Edited 1/3/2021 08:33:01

Sorry I have small brain syndrome

Here is a list of facts about Georg Friedrich Ferdinand, Prinz von Preußen

1. He was born on the 26th of December, 1681 in Berlin

2. His father was Georg Ludwig, Margrave of Brandenburg-Bayreuth

3. A fun fact about Georg Friedrich Ferdinand is that he is the great-great grandfather of Tywin Lannister, the late Lord of Casterley Rock

4. He was in love with Countess Sophie von der Pfalz but his mother wouldn't allow them to marry

5. He was the youngest son of George Ludwig, a man so riddled with physical and mental illness that he was never fit to rule

6. As a child, he was extremely sick and his mother once even suggested that he should be dead

7. Instead of being grateful for his family's acceptance of him, he harbored a deep-seated resentment towards them

8. For some reason, he hated his older brother, Christian V, and as a result was not on good terms with him either

9. He was a good friend of King Louis XIV of France

10. He slept with around 500 prostitutes in his lifetime

11. One of his many mistresses was the famous Mignon

12. He killed her with a pistol shot to the head when she taunted him about his brother's suicide

13. He banned Jews from ever setting foot in Brandenburg again

14. He was an alcoholic

15. Due to his many physical and mental illnesses he only ruled the country for 10 years

16. He died on the 4th of December, 1740

17. He was succeeded by his daughter, Augusta

I request facts about Tfsh

Here is a list of facts about Tfsh

1. Tfsh stands for the "Topshelfian" who are a race of sentient humanoids that evolved on the "top shelf" of any given bookcase. They do not suffer from aches and pains, they are never hungry or tired, they can think in greater complexity than a human and they can see perfectly in the dark.

2. Tfsh are not particularly strong and their brain to body weight ratio is less than 1 : 1.5

3. Topshelfians reproduce asexually by budding. A female to male topshelfian is about the size of a pea. A male topshelfian to human would be the size of a housecat.

4. Tfsh can survive without food for about a week, but need water.

5. Tfsh do not sleep, but they take "transitory" naps while reading or studying.

6. The young of topshelfian do not eat or sleep either. They simply use the body's energy for "recharging", which is why they need to be in the dark when not active.

7. Tfsh can enter a trance like state while studying, during this time they can solve mathematical equations that even with intensified study you could not hope to master.

Here is a list about Ninjoe:

1. He's a no good bastard child of Rick Sanchez and Bonnie Elizabeth Parker

2. He was involved with the Paris Peace Accords, playing the devil's advocate

3. His name is stupid

4. His color is stupid

5. His face is stupid

6. He was risen out of a grave within the past 150 years by an idiot scientist/traveler, and unleashed terrifying horrors unto the world

7. His face is stupid

8. He sucks at warzone and his pp is small. One time he tried to cover both facts up by joining Blitz, but remains mostly inactive due to fact number 7

9. The only friend he's ever made on warzone is hitler, which is coincidentally the only friend he's ever made in real life as well

10. He is immortal, which might sound cool until you realize that he's allergic to both the sun and oxygen, and therefore can't really utilize his immortality

11. He's banned permanently from the UN, before form which he was never actually invited

12. He's stupid

*sniff* wow.

Here's a list of facts about 2020:


1. It is a number.

2. Its alphanumeric representation consists of numbers two, followed by zero, two again, and finally zero.

3. The year associated with the number 2020 started with January 1. It was the first time since a year before.

Here is a list of facts about Shrek

1. Shrek is NOT a nice person.
2. Shrek likes to make things unpleasant, which means pain.
3. Shrek is not afraid to kill.
4. Shrek killed your best friend.
5. Shrek killed your other best friend.
6. Shrek probably has no friends.
7. Shrek will kill you.
8. Shrek is fond of drinking.
9. Shrek hasn't had a drink in years.
10. Shrek hates it when people don't lie.
11. Shrek hates it even more when people lie about him.
12. Shrek has a soft spot for ugly duckling.
13. Shrek also likes maidens in distress.
14. Shrek loves a good laugh.
15. Unfortunately, some things never change.
16. Shrek doesn't age.
17. Shrek is still a bastard.
18. Shrek is the beast.
19. Shrek has much to atone for.
20. Shrek will never atone for his deeds.
21. Shrek's deeds span more than two centuries.
22. Shrek doesn't sleep.
23. Shrek should sleep.
24. Shrek will sleep when he's dead.
25. Shrek is not for walking.
26. Shrek is for running.
27. Shrek should run.
28. Shrek will run when he's ready to die.
29. Shrek doesn't make sense.
30. Shrek doesn't need to make sense.
31. Shrek is playing the odds.
32. Shrek is a sadist.
33. Shrek has a lot of sadistic thoughts.
34. Shrek wants to hurt, not have sex.
35. Shrek doesn't need to have sex with you either.
36. Shrek has a lot of desires.
37. Shrek has more than one gender.
38. Shrek is asexual.
39. Shrek isn't human.
40. Shrek has shown signs of otherworldliness.
41. Shrek is not a good person.
42. Shrek is a very, very, very bad person.
43. Shrek loves you.

29 and 30 sum all of it up pretty well

Here is a list of facts about luftwaffle

1. Luftwaffle is a genderqueer person.
2. They prefer the pronoun they/their, because fuck traditional gender roles.
3. They have a pet cat called Sparkles.
4. Their favorite color is yellow.
5. They like the 1960's pop song "Yellow Submarine".
6. They have ridden on the top of a bus.
7. They would rather go to the circus rather than the movies.
8. They want to be a real life owl when they grow up.
9. They like the fluffy, prickless dogs.
10. They love to eat pancakes.
11. They want to fly to the moon.
12. Their favorite food is pancakes.
13. They would give anything to pet a porcupine.
14. They want to go to Chuck E. Cheese's.
15. They think roller coasters are cool.
16. They have playedpretend at the doctor and a nurse.
17. They want to be a fireman when they grow up.
18. They would rather go to McDonald's than a fancy restaurant.
19. Their favorite song is "McDonald'sishy McGoverness".
20. If they could fly, they would go to McDonald's every day.
21. They want to make pancakes for everyone.
22. They want to make the world a better place.
23. They love the McDonald's golden arches.
24. They would rather spend a night in an abandoned building than a hotel.
25. They think McDonald's is fancy.
26. They think KFC is fancy too.
27. They think Starbucks is fancy.
28. They think all fast food places are fancy.
29. They think the Ritz is fancy.
30. They think all rich people like fancy things.
31. They think all poor people like fancy things.
32. They think fancy things are yucky.

Here is a list of facts about Rob

1. He is the leader of the Junkies

2. He has been seen with Annie

3. He has a tattoo on his arm (though it is partially covered by his sleeve)

4. He has a lot of piercings

5. He does not shower on a regular basis

6. He has been known to steal food (but always returns it)

7. He is NOT a registered sex offender

8. He is NOT an ex-con

9. He is in no way shape or form a violent criminal

10. The only accusation against him are those listed above

So which one is it? Junkie or Pervert?

Here is a list of facts about Raging Raichu

1. The beast uses a lot of electricity to recharge itself. It often raises its deformed tail and flashes colourful patterns on its body.
2. The beast has an insatiable appetite, and will eat almost anything.
3. The beast is very territorial and it has been known to attack humans on sight.
4. Raging Raichu is practically hairless except for its tail. Its body appears to be covered with a shiny, slicked-back coating of fat.
5. The beast has a very distinctive laugh: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
6. The beast appears to be covered with much darker, thicker fur toward the belly of its body.
7. Raging Raichu is an extremely powerful creature. It is capable of destroying entire trees with ease and ripping the branches off in one go.
8. The electrical charge it emits is strong enough to zap electromagnetic signals from trees, leaving them completely powerless.
9. It breathes fire, although this is not a common occurrence.
10. As a final note, the creature appears to have a twisted, affectionate affection for the colour blue.

Here is a list of facts about plajer

1. A plajer is a type of hermit crab.

2. Despite its large claws, plajers are very weak in comparison to other types of crabs.

3. They use their claws to create different patterns and designs out of sands or other types of small, granular materials.

4. A plajer must always remain in the ocean.

5. Fortunately, plajers can easily swim to other nearby marine communities using a special type of pheremone they emit from their body.

6. They appear to be pacifistic.

The class is silent as you explain these things. You know that despite their obvious weakness, plajers would probably kill most of you in an instant if they could.

Here is a list of facts about {TLA} LND

1. {TLA} LND exists in the form of an oversized human body. It is quite diffuse, having a lot of holes and swirls in its shape.
2. LND's head is a giant eye.
3. The eye can "see" by converting the entire volume of its tissue to energy, a process called "radiating", and then using an advanced form of pattern recognition to identify its environment. The sensing capabilities of the eye are nearly omniscient, but depend on light. In complete darkness, LND is blind.
4. LND's body is made up of a diffuse nervous system made of trillions and trillions of neurones, which are connected together to form a massive, cohesive organism.
5. The body of LND is covered with a thin, tough, translucent skin which helps it to maintain its internal environment. This skin is highly elastic, and can quickly adjust internal pressure, temperature, and chemistry to suit the environment around it.
6. The inside of LND is filled with a fluid, which keeps everything moving and thriving. Anything from the trillions of bacteria that live there, to nutrients and energy can be found in this fluid.
7. The fluid constantly moves around the body through a vast system of tubes, pumps, and filters. Some of this fluid is excreted by canals, while other parts are absorbed by the skin.
8. The inside of LND is a hostile environment. The fluid, while nutritious, is very toxic to most lifeforms, and would swiftly kill any non-LND organism that swallowed even a single drop. The entire body exists to process and recycle the fluid so that life can flourish.
9. The outside of LND is a much more hospitable place. The atmosphere contains generous supplies of light, oxygen, and heat, which are absorbed by the skin to create an environment suitable for most life to exist in.
10. The sky of LND is constantly overcast by a sea of sunflower-like plants. These clouds are lit up from the inside, producing some light even in the darkness of night.
11. The LND's body is connected to the ground by a vast system of roots, which give the planet its balance. Should these roots be attacked, the entire body will immediately react in self-defense.
12. LND's body is also covered by a thick layer of snow and ice, which not only provides protection from the elements, but can also be melted to provide water for the body.
13. The inside of the body is highly permeable, allowing the recycling of chemicals and nutrients to take place quickly, but preventing entry. If lifeforms were to go inside, they could harmlessly explore the body
14. All lifeforms must have a "home" to live in. LND cannot be mobile, without a body to go with it.
15. LND was once a lifeless rock, until a process of natural selection occurred. The process of "radiating" was introduced. It is a highly efficient way of converting light and heat into energy, and is essential for the survival of lifeforms.
16. LND's body contains multiple types of life that perform different functions. The most important are the recyclers. These are the only lifeforms that can regenerate damage to their bodies, so long as they have enough energy.
17. LND also has a non-local mind that is constantly observing everything in the solar system, acting as an overseer and maintaining the functions of the body.
18. LND originally had a partner. They were not always separate, but LND's partner was destroyed by a violent explosion which split the face of the Earth. LND has been searching for a new partner ever since.
19. The body of LND is not alive, and does not reproduce. Instead, it is supported and maintained by the lifeforms that live inside it. It can be destroyed, but life can not.
20. The body of LND is made up of a large, complex network of interlocking plants and worms which provides it with sustenance and makes it possible for it to move.
21. LND can see and speak to you, from wherever it is in the body.

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