Let's make a forum for us to put jokes in







Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches because she's in two time zones

Pennies, nickles, dimes, and quarters. It’s common ¢!

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.

You know what’s tiring? Cars, because they are tire-ing.

*at a costume party*
Guy 1: What’s your costume?
Guy 2: I’m a harp!
Guy 1: Your costume is too small to be a harp.
Guy 2: Are you calling me a lyre?

Guy 1: I’m going to Senegal!
Guy 2: In Dakar?
Guy 1: No, in da plane.

What happened to the guy who ran in front of the school bus?

He got tired.

What happened to the guy who ran behind the school bus?

He got exhausted.

The joke is, I don't have any jokes.
























hmm............
How do you make a forum?

*husband comes home from a long day at work*

*wife* "how was you're day honey?"

*Husband* "not well. I got fired at my job at the bank recently'

*Wife* "What happened?"

*Husband* 'An elderly woman came up to me and asked me to check here balance," he started, "so I gave her a push!"

Why do seagulls fly at sea?





because if they flew at the bay, they would be baygulls

Yo mama so fat, when Santa comes down the chimney, he goes "Ho Ho HOLY !$%#

*redhead son sobs*

*Father comes into the room*

*Father* " why are you crying, son?"

*Son* "Kids at school make fun of my double chin!" *sobs*

*Father* "it's OK son, chin up!"

*Son* *Sniffles* "OK.... Which one?



XD

Courtesy of Ellie in TLOU:

I used to be addicted to soap.
I’m clean now.

Other good ones from TLOU:

Did you hear about the psychic midget who escaped from prison?
It’s a small medium at large.

What’s the downside of eating a clock?
It’s time consuming.

How do you kill a blue elephant?













Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Are you an extra small condom? Because you don't fit me at all.

two art collectors are discussing paintings

a man walks in and says "I like Hitler"

the art collectors ask, "what's your favorite Hitler painting?"

the man says, "I didn't know he painted!"

How do you seduce a fat person?

...piece of cake!

An ideal Warzone player has 0% boot rate

An ideal computer has 100% boot rate

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Question: What's a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Answer: El-if-I-no... (Hell if I know)

Cyan: What? It’s all impostor?
Red: always has been.
*gun kill cutscene in among us plays*

none of these are funny

Neither was yours