But you must eat fried spiders and rice for the rest of your life or the ability will disable

The ability to keep my meta abilities intact

But it breaks your leg

Ability to make a bicycle fly

But it breaks you

The ability to màke te-5 (92 8 2@;5

But you dont understand any human language anymore

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You gain full knowledge of the entire OT-forum and understand everything

And only that
Mastering the art of Fanfiction Making

But as a result your book reports accidentally arouse your 76 year old professor

The ability to make a lobster roll that solves world hunger

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...but only because the lobster roll is so poisonous that it kills everyone before they find out it’s poisonous

The ability to skip to the front of every line

...but literally everyone hates you for it

The ability to pronounce Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

It has no effect, since I know how to pronounce it
Running faster than Usain Bolt

But you have a low IQ and are lazy

The ability to run faster than the guy who runs faster than Usain Bolt

...but you have an even lower I.Q. and are even lazier

Ability to compel Player25253 to prove he can say: Lake Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

He will say it until the end of time.

The ability to become dictator of the US without pushback.

...but then you realize too late that you actually just took control of a massive debt-ridden bureaucracy and don't really have the ability to fix it.

Ability to add an "e" to the end of Georg's name

I disintegrate.

The ability to create world peace for the next 10,000 years.

War for the next 20,000 years after that
Ability to cancel out one of any superpower's side effects

1. You get 2 side effects
2. This forum breaks because you had to have 2 side effects

The ability to take everything from the store and not have to pay

You become a disgusting hoarder and get immensely depressed because no wants to do shit with you, or even know who you are because you smell like shit, your house is full of shit, your car is full of shit, your yard is full of shit, and your shit is full of shit, as well as invading the neighborhood with the smell of shit, to the point where the city had to shut down your neighborhood and seize your property because it was a health and safety violation, as well as being incredibly toxic, but rather than quit your hoarding, you do the same in your new house and the cycle continues....

The ability to be perfect.

You are worshiped as a god, and no one is willing to speak to you out of fear.

The ability to change the basics of reality.

(The last side-effect sounds pretty good to be honest)

...but only in your mind, so you probably get thrown into a mental institution.

Ability to notice that we've gone almost a week without a shitpost from Hi

You jinx it and Hi shitposts.

The ability to fix the world.