Control anything but only to make it fly into your ear at 27,288 kilomiles per second
Make any food appear using madjick

But it’s infected with a random disease

The power of being able to hack into anything

If its a computer, the owner of it kicks you out of his/her computer, then calls the police and you get arrested for cyber hacking.

The ability to revive a thread

..... that you want nothing to do with

The ability to kill a thread

you turn the thread into a phoenix, therefore reviving it every time you kill it :D

you're a witcher

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but you cant perform any actions or attacks

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you are beautiful

The side effect to being beautiful would be, being consumed with rage at anyone that is remotely close to your own beauty, to the point that it consumes you and it is all that you can think about.


The super power to create any bunch/bundle of fruit out of thin air.

It comes in smoothie form and flies all over your immediate environment when you summon it

The ability to change any piece of data I want

There is a 98% chance it will get turned into a virus that will be downloaded onto your device
Being able to play/sing any musical piece or song perfectly

When anyone hears music that you are playing or singing they then go mad with rage at just how perfect it is. Knowing that they will never hear it again causes them to always force you to continuisly play and sing more for the rest of there life and they will act violently if you refuse to comply with there demands.

The Super Power to convince anyone that Pluto is a planet

all the nerds hate you, and all the normal people think you're a boring nerd

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the ability to be cool

At the cost of your home, loved ones, dog, phone, all food you own, and everything else except sunglasses

Ability to grow any food very efficiently

but it tastes disgusting

ability to win at WZ

The power goes to your head. You begin to believe that because you have won at WZ you have no higher accomplishment to make. You create a fantasy in your mind that the world has begun to recognize you everywhere because you have accomplished this and you never mentally come back to the reality that most people probably don’t know that you have accomplished a victory in WZ

The ability to stretch a 5 minute story into 9 years

You live inside your story for the full 9 years, without being able to escape

The ability to make a good off-topic forum thread

nobody posts to it, and it gets closed

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the ability to name a superpower

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Giving a superpower a name is a side effect in itself. Why would a superpower want a name like “John” anyway?

The ability to cause everyone in a graduating class of every school on earth in 2022 to be named Fred

But the resulting confusion escalates into World War 3

The power to jump over a 3 story building

You can jump over it, but you didn’t say that you wouldn’t get hurt

The ability to travel easily to any place in the universe I want and live there easily

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You can never go back
Ability to harness electricity and use it for fighting