The radios you give them are at 30 second battery.

Ability to know the true identity of a warzone player

You reveal yours as well.
Being able to create lifetime supply of anything the user chooses.

You make too much of useless things and not enough of important things.
Getting rid of all mosquitoes on the planet

The world overpopulates even more than it already does

Getting rid of wildfires

In the process you flood all the land that usually has wildfires

Eliminate all garbage

Via turning them into plants, creating too much oxygen in the atmosphere. (yes, too much oxygen in an atmosphere exists)

Ability to have manager rights in one of the largest clans (being in the clan not nessecery)

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But your name becomes "Grover"

Ability to eat cement with no ill effects

Only if you eat it with your nose

Ability to do whatever

anything you do kills you

ability to shit big macs

That have poop on them

Creating and using laser guns

You complete them when you are very old and can’t see, walk, or hear

Ability to make the pizza guy get here faster

He trips face first into you and you get pizza on your face
Reversing a side effect

But you also reverse the ability

Counting to 1,000,000 in under 48 minutes

48 minutes is, in this case, the name of a very unstable building. There is a room under 48 minutes, and that is what you are counting in, therefore you are counting to 1,000,000 in under 48 minutes. The room has no way out and the building collapses when you reach 16

Ability to stop buildings from falling down

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They fall to the left instead, killing everyone who gets hit
Mastering the art of warfare

but you see everything as a war you have to win.



Adding witty lines to online forum games.

You've used up your one chance to do so
Being able to cast healing magic on anyone that the user prefers (heals the target)

But you always target enemies (which is actually good when they are undead in Final Fantasy).

Ability to make clan leaders disappear.

Only within your clan, and it also removes the whole clan and your account

I make any chair I sit in give me free fruit

you can teleport any pair of your choice to a room and watch them make love in virtual reality (that is it doesn't actually happen but you get to watch it as if it were genuine physical reality) (but you can't join them)