Orannis consults his magic 8 ball and comes to the conclusion that he must hire a Ugandan sniper monkey to take out Liechtensteiner. After all, the chances of you being killed by a chimpanzee that is secretly working for the Ugandan Internal Security Organization are low, but never zero.
He coaxes the monkey with a banana and gets him to shoot Liechtensteiner right in the head. Orannis was delighted. “Thank you sir! Now if you’ll excuse me, I must be getting back to my hill.”
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